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What is I don't know if?
A statement of confusion and extreme exaustion. Especially appropriate after staying up all night outside of a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop.
"So, why did you camp out for the grand openning?"
"I don't know."
"OK, uhh, are you excited to have a Krispy Kreme in Spokane?"
"I don't know."
"OK, NEXT!"
I don't know if - video
I don't know if - what is it?
something you can say to ANY QUESTION EVER.
this can never fail, especially if you weren't paying any attention to what the dude was saying in the first place
NICK: ayyyy what up, mayne?!
ME: i don't know.
LISA: where'd you get that haze from?
ME: i don't know.
AARON: DUDE!!! is that my wife under you??!!?!?!?
ME: i don't know.
LISA: is that a mexican in your room?
ME: i don't know.
What does "I don't know if" mean?
what student's always say when they don't study
Teacher: Billy, what do students always say when they don't study?
Billy: I don't know
Teacher: That's right!!!
I don't know if - what does it mean?
the foundation of a relationship
what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!
I don't know if - meaning
An answer when you have no idea what the answer is, yet teachers say it's not a valid answer
"Jimmy, what's 2+2?"
"I don't know teacher"
"YES THE FUCK YOU DO I JUST TAUGHT YOU IT!!!"
I don't know if - definition
I don't know; or in other words: I do not give a fuck about what you're asking me.
Mostly used when you don't want to start a conversation with someone.
1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "I don't know, mom."
2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't know."
**Real Signification**:
1. Mom: "What do you want to eat for dinner, son?"
Son: "Shut up, mom, I'm doing something more interesting than you."
2. Joe: "How are you doing that?"
Billy: "Dude, I don't give a damn about you. Get the fuck out."
I don't know if - slang
the three most helpful words in any relationship
who's lipstick is this on your shirt? i dont know.
where were you? you're late! i dont know
I don't know if
What do you think it means? Whats that? You don't know? OH MY GOD! YOU JUST WORKED IT OT!
Why the hell are you reading definitions of "I Don't Know"?
Man... I don't know!
I don't know if
I just asked my friends what I should add to the urban dictionary and they said "I don't know" so here is the definition :)
Barry: "What does "IDK" mean?"
larry: "I don't know."
Barry: "God dammit nobody seems to."
I don't know if
A passive aggressive way to avoid actually asking a question directly.
Also: A passive aggressive technique to make an assertion, give direction, make a suggestion.
I don't know if you're going to take out the trash. It's in the garage.
I don't know if you like your shoes with that outfit.
I don't know if you wanted that chicken sauce on your shirt.