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What is ISIS?
ISIS is a terrorist organization that is known around the world. They are know for killing people, and then being killed themselves. Many people fear ISIS because of their expertise in summersalting, crouching in a a half dead garden and blending into common house plants. They also have a extreme motorcade of white SUV's from the early 2000's. ISIS also have high quality gear such as black robes and pre-used AK47's. Well know for occasionally having sex with goats.
Man 1: Dude ISIS is so scary!
Man 2: I know I am extremely afraid of them being able to summersalt!
ISIS - video
ISIS - what is it?
A sad group of goat fuckers that also have a fetish for cutting off human heads and blowing themselves up. *WARNING: WILL SHIT THEIR PANTS if a U.S. Marine approaches. Be sure to bring baby wipes*
Hey did you see that youtube video of ISIS members rolling down that hill and shooting pottery? I'm pretty fucking scared bro.
What does "ISIS" mean?
A terrorist organization that kills Non Islamic People
White Kid : Hey, That Arab looks like he is in ISIS
Jeff : What the fuck?
White Kid : Arabs are in ISIS you stupid
Jeff : You do know that there ar-..
White Kid : ALL ARABS ARE FUCKING ISIS
Jeff : Ok so... ALLAHU AKBAR BITCH
ISIS - what does it mean?
a group of murderous, evil, depraved, and cowardly pigs in human form
"Did you hear those ISIS pigs have taken Mosel? And they've learned to take human form!"
ISIS - meaning
The ISIS organization is a extremist terrorist group .
They Believe in Allah.
"did you know that the ISIS Group Caused 9/11"
-Some bitch , probably
ISIS - definition
1: A group of goatfuckers that are known for their backfiring mortars, and their killings "in the name of Allah".
2: A Muslim in a balaclava, firing an AK-47 blindly into the air screaming "Allahu Akbar" before getting bombed by murica
"The American Predator drone raped the shit out of an ISIS base"
"ISIS think they actually stand a chance against America and Russia"
ISIS - slang
A terrorist group who beheads random people just cause they're not muslim or whatever religion. They're also responsible for the paris shootings, the brussels bombings and lots more terrorist attacks.
Person 1 - Did you hear about the ISIS attack yesterday
Person 2 - Yeah it was terrible
ISIS
A stupid group with a bunch of dumfucks trying to take down humanity in the name of islam and has not even been taken down wtf
isis man killed 5
You you from isis?
ISIS
A group of Middle Eastern ninjas and illiterate desert dwellers living in caves, masturbating to goat porn and shoot and bomb people for 72 goats.
To join ISIS, one of you must fuck and marry a goat. Once you join the group, you made a promise to give me a 3-hour blowjob.
-Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi
ISIS
A Terrorist Organization that likes to fuck goats when they don't murder, rape or blow up stuff.
Jake: Remember how Ricky and Dotty used to be friends with us and other people that we know?
Greta: Yes, I do remember that. Wait, what did they do to no longer be friends with us and other people that we know?
Jake: Well, they decided to drop out of School and join ISIS.
Greta: Why would they do that?
Jake: I guess they're into murder, rape, goat fucking and blowing up stuff.
Greta: Sounds like that they hated their family and that is absolutely disgusting.
Jake: It is very likely that they did and yes it is.
Greta: That is very shameful, but then again, we did see some shady shit from them while they were still in School before they made this ill-fated decision that you just told me that they did.