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What is U.S. Marine?U.S. Army No. 2 or U.S. Army LITE. An arrogant and overrated "branch" of the U.S. military which has no real need to exist since their job can be & is already mostly done by the Army, Navy and Air Force. Despite being called "The Few, The Proud" there are over 200,000 Marines, which is bigger than a lot of countries armed forces. Their specialization is Amphibious Warfare, despite the FACT that the U.S. Army has taken part in more amphibious landings such as Normandy and in the Pacific in WWII. Join the U.S. Marine Corps if you are easily persuaded by propaganda, you get hard watching R Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket, and you want to be treated like shit and a child throughout your enlistment. Join the U.S. Army if you want to be treated like an adult, have your own choice of MOS, decent equipment and a bigger choice of jobs. U.S. Marine - videoU.S. Marine - what is it?In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever. The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA! What does "U.S. Marine" mean?The only thing in the world more badass than God him self or chuck norris. God: Oh my self look its the Marines. U.S. Marine - what does it mean?A brotherhood of the worlds biggest, meanest, most badass, deadliest killing machines ever devised by God. They are the only branch of the military to become an official branch in a bar. When God made the first Marine, he took one look at his creation, shit himself, turned around, and ran back up to heaven. God left this earth because Marines rule it now. Chuck Norris even fears them. Terrorist 1: Who are those jolly green giants with guns? U.S. Marine - meaningA very loyal, frightless, and strong soilder for the United States Marine Corps. Air Force Recruit - I GOT TO SHOOT SOME BULLETS OUT OF A AIR CRAFT TODAY YOU STUPID MARINE!!! |
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