What is Hywel?

Noun (metaphoric): a person who is mildly attractive, but was born with the unfortunate disadvantage of not having any shoulders.

Rosie: Do you think I should sleep with that guy?
Benj: NO! He's such a Hywel!

Hywel - meme gif

To get face-raped by a guy named Hywel, usually at a parties when you're very drunk. it's never your own fault.

Oh shite, i just got Hyweled, AGAIN

Describes a funny, confident and talented guy. Usually loves acting and singing. Has high goals to be famous.

Michael Crawford is a total hywel.

What's someone who legitimately accesses software and then breaks it because I don’t know what I'm doing & just guessing

The server is down!! Someone's done a Hywel

One who smells of old wee - likes wearing cowboy outfits and dancing in public. Loves fashion and hair.

"I went to see my Nan in the nursing home last week - it smelt like a total Hywel"

Hywel, reinvented the name Hywel. Gorgeous, smart, funny, caring, loving, fierclel loyal.. and best of all.. mine

Hywel? Yeah Hywel! Oh my...you are the luckiest lady in the world