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What is Huntsville?
To quickly chug the remainder of your glass of beer when someone offers to top you off from their pitcher. This is done to get those extra few sips at the cost of being a douchebag. Term originated at Finnegans Pub in Huntsville AL.
Tourist in bar 1: Hey let me top off your glass. *grabs pitcher*
Local drunk: Wait a sec. *chugs his half-filled glass*
Local drunk: OK, go ahead.
Tourist in bar 1: ...
Tourist in bar 2: Huntsville topoff!
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Huntsville - what is it?
(1) The negative consequences of an extreme gender and/or profession imbalance in the demographics of a particular area, specifically to one's personal or dating life.
Commonly, the difficulty of finding an available girl/attractive male in places such as Huntsville, AL or at UMR. . .
I walked into the bar and all I saw were a bunch of dudes wearing wrinkled polos. My night was Huntsvilled.
What does "Huntsville" mean?
The most boring place on earth where the only reason it is here is because of the college Sam Houston. No one can explain why it gets so deserted on the weekends for being a college town.
This can be called the mostboring place on earth! Huntsville is the most boring place on earth.
Huntsville - what does it mean?
Huntsville (2009 population 18,280) is a town in the Muskoka Region of Ontario, Canada.
The community became an important industrial area in the late 19th century and had several saw, planing and shingle mills, as well as a tannery. Today, the many lakes and hills in the area, combined with the town's proximity to both Algonquin Park and Toronto, make Huntsville and the Muskoka region a major tourist destination.
"He's a millwright from Huntsville, ON"
Huntsville - meaning
v. - Getting so drunk or obliterated that it leads to a series of unlikely, dangerous, and potentially illegal events that could only happen in Huntsville, TX.
Jordan - Dude What happened last night?
Andrei - I don't know man, it's a long story. I'll give you the abridged version.
Jordan - Never mind. You got Huntsvilled didn't you?
Andrei - Yeah...
Huntsville - definition
Possibly the most EXCITING place in alabama.
First of all there is a hill there. Second of all, there are giant rockets on it that you can see from miles away. Also there are a zillion chain resturants and many mighty fine office parks. There is even (dun, dun, DUNNN!) an art museum in downtown. And, just wait until Christmastime when 12-ft tall lighted figurines pepper the residential neighborhoods with their awesome, albeit unnerving, glow of holiday cheer. Yee hohoho!!!!
Huntsville is like New Jersey, except in the South. So, basically, the radio stations are worse and the roads are better.
Huntsville - slang
=dumb
Melissa and Laurie: What are you doing this weekend, Chris?
Chris: I'm going home to Huntsville
Melissa and Laurie: Wow you're a fuckface
Huntsville
A moderately sized city in Northern Alabama. If you are looking to relocate here or visit, please don't - I warn you it's a shithole. If you are traveling through the South, be sure to avoid Huntsville at all costs. And just like almost every city in Alabama; this one is far worse- but the city pf Huntsville AL is an absolute shithole; along with Chattanooga, Tennessee. (but Huntsville is far worse than even 'Nooga.) The city is full of Protestant Christian douches (rednecks) who are Centrists but ironically vote more Democrat than Republican. (liberal christian redneck types - but not smart enough to be Libertarians. - Just the Democrat/Republican bottom-feeding types.) And just like Chattanooga, lots of the white people here are wiggers and act black and listen to Southern Hip Hop only to want to look cool, to their black friends.
It's filled with shitty and super annoying college football lovers (i.e. "Alabama Roll Tide") bandwagoners. Who often wear Roll-tide Tshirts to make themselves look cool while they bash LSU and Louisiana. Basically, it's like a college city of pseudo-educated hick douchebags; filled with a hint of both nasty Liberal elitism and Southern redneckism. A wannabe New England town, stark in-between Buttfuck nowhere Appalachian South.
Huntsville, Alabama is where self-hating Liberal white trash go to look V.I.P. and sophisticated in a Southern state. The whole place is snooty and full of fake people (transplants) who just moved there to look civilized and cool. The people (especially the women here) are usually average to ugly in terms of looks, but a lot of the women are sluts and swingers.
It is basically a city of people (transplants) that couldn't afford to live in more richer or fancier cities in the South, like Asheville, Atlanta or Knoxville. The suckier people. etc
Huntsville
Huntsville is a rather charming shithole with a rich history of executing folks and propelling its citizens into what will become a lifetime struggle with alcoholism. Que sera, sera.
Huntsville lost out to Austin for the capital way back in the day, which means that it could now be the live music capital of the world and all that stuff, but totally isn't, though you can go to the Stardust Room on whichever night and hear seriously subpar jazz improv shit.
Oh well. Live by the Ville, die by the Ville. Word is bond.
I strangled thirteen hookers in Dallas with an eight-gauge wire and now I'm being shipped off to Huntsville to die.
Huntsville
This is probably the best city in Alabama. Let's start with downtown. This is probably where everyone wants to be. In the Vaun Braun Center, there are often different events hosted here. Whether it's the end of the year marathon, a monster truck rally, or a Huntsville Havoc hockey game, you will not want to miss it. Big spring park is what started it all. Big Spring Park is a place you can have a picnic with your friends, or go take a walk around there. Come around Christmas time and experience the Tinsel Trail. Different companies, schools, and different Christmas cartoon characters put up trees and decorations. Along with free hot cocoa, there's no other place you'd want to be during Christmas time than down there. Do you know the phrase "South always means worse"? Well, in Huntsville, the south is the most friendly place to be. Along with the beautiful and huge houses, I assure you you can make at least one good friend there. Watch out in south Huntsville for a 'Kings Inn And Suites'. It is located on Memorial Parkway. Stay far away from that. I have never actually been there but I've heard about drug deals and homicides going down there. Don't let that hotel fool you though! At least the bank, dairy queen, and Mcdonalds is good there. There is also a high school not far from that area called Grissom Highschool. They have a football team whose home stadium is at Milton Frank. Make sure to stop by once and a while.
"Have you been to huntsville? It's the star of the south!"