Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Housewife?

promounced 'uss-uff' - is what sailor's used to take to sea with them (because they couldn't take their wives or girlfriends). Namely a sewing kit - for making repairs to clothes.

Got your housewife, Jack?

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Housewife - what is it?

A woman who stays home to take care of the house, the kids, the husband and the pets. She works up a sweat, has anxiety attacks and burst into tears when a 2 year old says "no!" for the 100th time that day after having to picking up dog poop from the livingroom floor, washing 3 loads of laundry, washed all the dishes, went grocery shopping with 2 screaming kids, who get sick and throw up in the middle of the store. Then she comes home ,cleans up the kids, starts to make dinner with both kids hanging on her leg, only to have it burn. She recieves no thanks from anyone and gets no paycheck.

I have no life...I am a housewife.

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What does "Housewife" mean?

something a ho absolutely cannot turn into

can't turn a ho into a housewife

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Housewife - what does it mean?

A Housewife is a woman who has chosen to not work outside the home for money, but rather devotes all time, energy and love into creating a safe, warm, clean home for her family to grow and thrive. She cooks, cleans, does dishes, laundry, childcare, shopping, countless errands and careful money management all while supporting her family and community through community service work, volunteering and general parenting. Commonly referred to as a stay at home mom or homemaker.

After earning her master's degree she left her career after five years to be a housewife and mother.

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Housewife - meaning

A good little bitch who has been correctly taught that she is lesser than the man of the house. The housewife only leaves the house when necessary (shopping, rare events like a play or fair), spending the majority of the time cleaning, looking after the kids and serving the man (cooking, sex etc)

Whilst the lowly housewife does her simple chores, the man does the important work at his job and taking time for his own pleasure after his hard work, such as watching TV, going to parties and having sex either some random slut, or a female coworker who needs to be taught her place.

"I love the view of Dan's housewife's massive tits when she bends over to do the dishes"
"quick, theirs Dan now, back from fucking his boss's slut daughter, hide!"

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Housewife - definition

Woman who take care of duty's for all men in her house including cooking cleaning and sex every night

Yeah guys she's the wife for our house. We all fuck her housewife pussy

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Housewife - slang

A common misconception among men, regarding the care and concern a woman does not really feel about the house falling down around them!

Ex. "If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it" the smiling housewife said.

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Housewife

What a woman becomes AFTER she realises that there are things more important in life than HERSELF. She is able to realise that by emasculating her husband she is doing more harm than good and that by supporting her husband and children and taking care of the homefront she can contribute to the welfare of her family and society by ensuring that her children don't become 'latch key' kids. A housewife is a woman who is not content to allow someone else to raise her family.

ME! Ive had a career, i am still studying and futhering my education and i help my husband run a successful business from home, i cook, i clean and i look after my son and husband. All while waiting for a transplant, so don't you dare tell me i'm lazy becuase i'm a housewife

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Housewife

A word that was considered obsolete. It now means the member of a relationship who takes care of the house.

Jimmy retired, while Joanne went back to work. I guess he's the housewife now.

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Housewife

A woman who knows that there's no shame in being stay at home wife . A woman who knows how to make a home feel like a home, a place always you can return to which necessary doesn't mean that she has to do all the laundries and dishes unless the husband is a jerk (then divorce him right away).

-A Housewife is a woman who creates a safe, warm, clean house for her kids to grow and thrive in. A housewife who enjoys her husband's love when he returns home and massages her shoulders and being grateful to his wife for creating a warm and cozzy environment. Commonly referred to as a stay at home mom or homemaker!

PS: Don't listen to the toxic meanings because by doing that you are taking a mother away from his kids.

Housewife *cooks* food
Husband: It tastes....
Housewife picks up knife*:- I will pretend I like cooking and you pretend it tastes NICE.
Husband: ........so delicious, it brings tears to my eyes, my beautiful lovely wife.
Housewife: ^_^

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