Definder - what does the word mean?

What is retired?

1) To quit working while financially fit. Retirees usually receive pension.

2) To put out (baseball).

3) To go to bed (outdated).

1) He retired from work at age 67.

2) Durazo was retired on a pop-up to Spiezio.

3) It's getting late, so I'm going to retire.

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Retired - what is it?

Looking forward to retirement

"Mrs. Clark is suffering from retiritis and using all 30 of her personal days in one year, " frowned the principal.

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What does "retired" mean?

throwing away a machine or human after it is decided that they are so worn out or used up that there is no value left. the human gets a small pension that is not enough to live on, the machine is junked.

retirement like death comes to us all.

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Retired - what does it mean?

Retireation is the process of retiring and being on full time vacation.

Iā€™m in retireation since my company gave me the golden handshake!

Iā€™m in retireation mode since my company gave me the golden handshake!

Life is better under the Sun when you are in retireation.

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Retired - meaning

A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.

(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred

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Retired - definition

To be once again tired

After coitus I was retired.

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Retired - slang

The feeling of being both tired and retarded at the same time. The feeling usually occurs at work on a Monday after binge drinking all weekend.

"Holy crap, I am so retired."
"Dude, seriously you are freakin' retired!"

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Retired

-to dismiss someone
-when someone stretches something that used to be funny to the point where it isnt (killed it)

-I'm Janey, and I have buck teeth and I kinda smell like raggedy cabbage.
-.....Alright, you're retired.

-Dude, it's retired. You fuckin killed it

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Retired

When your tired one day and your tired again the next. This is called being retired.

I was tired yesterday and i'm retired today.

My friend is retired,he has been his laying on his couch for two days straight.

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Retired

When it is no longer necessary to suck up to Corporate America in order to earn a living. This means giving up crowded airports, unnecessary meetings, a Sales Manager that is 20 years your junior telling you how badly that you suck, Action Plans, Quotas, more meetings, a business suit, white shirt and tie, ulcers and stomach cramps.

Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and Father Time to 'kiss ass'

I am retired, so leave me alone.

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