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What is Horrorscope?
Today a friend will call to tea
I can't quite see his face
And you may think of going abroad
Or counting calories
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you know it's true
In your heart of stone?
Tell the truth, John
When you're all alone
Don't you ever cry?
Don't you wonder why?
Tell the truth, John
Is someone causing problems at work?
Is money rather scarce?
A conflict could erupt at home
If you defy the stars
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
Don't you know it's true
In your horrorscope?
In the Jag, John
Balaclava on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
In the Jag, John
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Today romance is in the air
Except for Scorpios
July's ideal for planning a crime
If you live through June
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Get the motor on
Don't you know it's true
In your horroscope?
You know there's nothing you can't do
It's in your horrorscope
Better run, John
Get the motor on
No good looking back
Meet you round the knack
Better run, John
Today
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
Today
Your new life starts
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Horrorscope - video
Horrorscope - what is it?
1. Dictator Kim of North Korea will join his father and grandfather in hell.
2. President Trump won't get his Dread Wall of Mexico built.
3. President Putin will leave office rejected, ejected, and dejected.
Horrorscope 2018 for both dictators and murderers sounds good news for the world, with the defeat of ISIS and the death of some African dictators.
What does "Horrorscope" mean?
The hypothesis that people of certain astrological signs are more prone to die from, or be infected with, the coronavirus regardless whether they believe in horoscope or not.
Paranormal researchers are struggling to get the astrological make-up of those who worked for the Trump administration to divine a corona horrorscope chart for folks who believe that there is a correlation between infection (or death) and astrology.
Horrorscope - what does it mean?
what might happen when comopletely believing in all the predictions.
"im sooooo frikin uninspired"
"check out your horrorscope and see whats gonna happen" "maybe youll meet your soul mate soon"
*checks hororscope*
"im gonna meet the love of my life in 3 days!!!! AND win the lottery!!!!!"
*4 days later*
"breaks up with bf and gets in car accident."
Horrorscope - meaning
The name you call the min-cam they shove up your rectum to look for polyps if they forget to render you unconcious first. Also known as a keister-kam or the Silver Stallion.
I came up clean on my horrorscope exam last week...no cancer, but I did chew my tongue in half.
Horrorscope - definition
An 'out of the box' description of the future of a person/situation, (generally bad) based on the obvious that isn't being seen from 'within the box'.
I didn't need to be Mystic Meg to tell you the fate that would befall Johnny when he married Jo..... it was written in his horrorscope.
Horrorscope - slang
An adjective applied to a project where there are so many unknowns that you may as well consult the stars for an estimate or timeline
We don't know anything about this work; the requirements are really unclear but the project seems huge. It's a horrorscope project
Horrorscope
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.