Look at those two old rotarytelephones on that desk. Note the way their cords are all tangled up with one another -- they must be homophones of some kind!
Differently spelled words that pronounce exactly the same.
Some common homophones include
- there, their, they’re
- your, you’re
- taught, taut, tot
- aunt, ant
- for, four, fore
- break, brake
- scent, cent, sent
- weather, whether
An alarmingly significant chunk of the English-speaking population seems to struggle with homophonic words, age surprisingly not playing a major factor.
Having the ability to correctly use homophones is a skill that’s heavily unappreciated and seems to be dying off slowly. Therefore, if one encounters an individual with such a rare skill, realize how potentially valuable that individual may be. This is especially true for younger people. In a world where smartphones autocorrect wrong spelling but fail to autocorrect wrong homophone usage, this is a skill that should be highly valued.
Example 1 of incorrect usage of homophones
IMBECILE: Omggg your such a republikkkan if you don’t love Biden!!
NON-IMBECILE: *you’re
IMBECILE: I WILL REPORT YOU’RE COMMENT! MY FEELINGS ARE BEING HURT!!!
NON-IMBECILE: YOUR*
IMBECILE: proceeds to block
Example 2 of incorrect usage of homophones:
IMBECILE: Lol TYT always posts good stuff! There sooo smart and always know what’s up.
NON-IMBECILE: TYT is the definition of cringeworthy virtue-signaling. *They’re
IMBECILE: Shut up!! Their not virtue-signaling! There speaking the truth and not actually taking action and fighting injustice because they don’t need to!!
NON-IMBECILE: *They’re **They’re …FFS…
IMBECILE: Oh so now your a grammar nazi?! I’m not in English class so stfu!
NON-IMBECILE: *You’re. And I can clearly tell you’ve never taken English.
IMBECILE: Now your assuming my race!!? I reported you to Facebook!! Enjoy YOU’RE ban!!
NON-IMBECILE: Wait, what? Wow… you’re* YOUR*
IMBECILE: user proceeds to block and cowers to the nearest safe space
haughty-hotty
*Sees friend's brother in picture*
girl 1: hey, your brother looks kind of haughty in this picture."
girl 2: omg! you think my brothers hot? gross! hey guys! she thinks my brother's hot!
girl 1: this is why i should never use that kind of homophone around you idiots.