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What is Home School?When someone can't deal with morons in public school, they leave and start to deal with morons in home school. Because, clearly, public schools are temples to Satan and child pornography and should be treated as such. The solution, of course, is to bring kids home in order to completely shut off the child from the outside world and all sources of intelligent questions, thereby deliberately deviating from the Bible's mandate to free will. Public school kids are chronically pretty damn stupid and moral wastelands, and homeschooled kids are chronically terrible spellers and close-minded religious fanatics. I am the mutant spawn of being home schooled, Catholic, a bisexual male, and a radical anarchist. I have now coalesced into the little-known Eighth Seal of the Apocalypse. Home School - videoHome School - what is it?An adjective describing a person who is intelligent, independent, and able to think for themselves. This is due to a lack of indoctrination in brainwashing centers called "public schools." public schooled kid: i'd vote fo obamo cuz he's koool What does "Home School" mean?Someone who gets to spend all day at home, can get up at anytime, and pretty much has fun all day. Also homeschoolers my seem innocent but watch your back, they often turn out to be way cooler than you think. For some reason all homeschoolers seem to be HOT too. School kid: What time did you get up? Home School - what does it mean?One who is schooled at home usually in much smaller class sizes and on a one-to-one basis by a teacher who is genuinely interested in their student, resulting in a BETTER educated individual. She was home schooled,and had a much better grasp of spelling and grammar than the average public-schooled retards of the town. Home School - meaningA home-centered education run by a child's parents, rather than by the government. The parents pay taxes to the government to pay for public school, and they pay far more for books and other materials to educate their own children. My home-schooled kids know how to read real literature at high grade levels. But they never learn that, when a white man and a black man apply for a job, the boss should hire the black man. Home School - definitionSome one who is taught at there own house usually by ones parents. Most people that are home schooled are social outcast and can't spell. Wez a hom skooledd! Home School - slangAn adjective used to describe a person, situation, or object that is lame, sucks, or clearly needs a beating. Carlos Beltran watching the final pitch of game seven in the NL championship sail over the plate was totally home schooled. Home Schooladj: I tried to talk to him about evolution, but he was home schooled and told me Noah brought Dinosaurs on his Ark. Home SchoolA person who is socially awkard and does not want to go out in public to meet new people. That's what parents are for anyway. Student: Mommy, what are we doing today? Home SchoolA person who seems innocent & sweet; assumed to be naive and unaware of the real world; especially appropriate for individuals who grew up in a small, rural community and are in the "big city" JJ: where the FUCK are my keys!?! |
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