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What is Holy Monkey?
A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them
Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.
Holy Monkey - video
Holy Monkey - what is it?
A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!
Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
What does "Holy Monkey" mean?
an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.
"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.
Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!
Holy Monkey - what does it mean?
A non offensive way to say holy shit
Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles
Docter: y u no care
You: yes
Holy Monkey - meaning
An alternative to cursing.
Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!
Holy Monkey - definition
Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
Holy Monkey - slang
kind of falls in their with "Holy Shit!"
Holy Monkey, look at that! (Ook?)
Holy Monkey
a term used when one is around adults/elders and wishes to refrain from using a "cuss word"
HOLY MONKEY! that nigga almost hit me!
Holy Monkey
The God of the unknown religion called Pineauism
Praise The Holy Monkey