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What is Hoco?
the abbreviation for Howard County, Maryland, as posed by the residents themselves. A much better place then MOCO, Montgomery County Maryland
Guy1 - WOW...HOCO is cool
Guy2 - yeah, and MOCO sucks
Hoco - meme gif
Hoco - video
Hoco - what is it?
One of the most affluent counties in America, Howard County is conveniently placed between Washington, D.C. and Baltimore. The citizens of Howard County are generally wealthy, although tend to choose not to speak about money at all. High schools students from HoCo, who graduate with either an excellent public education from some of the top schools in the nation rich with AP classes, tend to attend upper echelon private colleges or the University of Maryland, where they are either part of sports teams or the more exclusive sororities and fraternities.
June and May mark the beginning of the pool season in Howard County. During the months of July and August, HoCo migrates to the Outer Banks of North Carolina and Hilton Head in order to "get away," and then inevitably everyone runs into each other again.
Howard County is the American Dream. The people are beautiful and it is always named amongst Sports Illustrated most active cities in America. The park and recreational systems are always brimming with athletic families. It is well known for it's lacrosse breeding ground, especially Mount Hebron Women's Lacrosse and Hero's Lacrosse.
Everyone wants to live the unpretentious, yet very comfortable HoCo lifestyle.
HoCo Boy: Where are you going for the Fourth of July?
HoCo Boy 2: The lakefront, duh, everyone and their mom will be there.
What does "Hoco" mean?
The epitome of all that is good and just in America. White picket fences, unpretentious rich people, real family life (unlike the ostentatious MoCo lifestyle), crabs on a summer Sunday, keggers in the woods, Route 40, and the lack of boarding schools.
MoCo kids honestly think that by talking about how "rich" they are that they will magically be wealthy; HoCo kids don't need to talk about it or have someone else affirm their opulence- they know they've got it waiting in the fund.
Hoco - what does it mean?
1. A place where parrents will pay too much money for houses so their kids can go to preppy schools which the kid's are ashamed to go to because although they envy the lives of the kids on the TV show "The O.C" they are ashamed to be called rich.
2. A place that college students terribly miss when they are away at college, but when the students come home they soon find there are less parties and places to drink than at college and end up calling everyone they know so they can all meet up together and do nothing.
1. "God! This school is so getto!" "I hate my school" "Why is River Hill so rich! Rich bastards!"
2. college away message: "missing HoCo"
but when we come home: "There's nothing to do in Columbia"
Hoco - meaning
a great county in Maryland near BalCo and MoCo. it's a awesome area to live in and also a great place to raise kids. Huge houses with picket fences, unpretentious rich people, real family life, Columbia mall, and a relaxed atmosphere.
Currently according to the latest US Census info, with an average household income around $85,500 making it the richest county in the state of Maryland, surpassing MoCo, and one of the 20 wealthiest counties in the US.
MoCo kid: haha screw you HoCo kid I'm richer than you
HoCo kid: actually I'm richer than you, but I don't need to brag about it 24-7 like you do. man you MoCo kids have problems.
Hoco - definition
Its Hoco next weekend!
Hoco - slang
Short for "Home Coming," a the tradition of welcoming back alumni of a school. It is a tradition in many universities, colleges, and high schools in the United States. It usually includes activities for students and alumni, such as sports and culture events and a parade through the streets of the city or town.
I need a HoCo date, or a boyfriend. Or both!
Hoco
A place in Maryland where every white girl has a tank top and white shorts or jean shorts with white converse or black vans. Every white boy has Basketball shorts, Knee high Nike socks, either an Under Armour, Nike, or Adidas shirt or hoodie. Everyone has fake Gucci or Supreme. People here are rich in some way. The kids who live here either have clout or no clout. Every high schooler has weed, Juul, or has drinked alcohol before. The schools are either boring af(Hammond), has kids that are rich af(River Hill), or ghetto (Wilde Lake). Every kid here has IPhone or Android with the following apps: YouTube, Snapchat, Instagram, VSCO, SoundCloud, Spotify, and Netflix. It also has big Asian community and it is also the Fortnite capital of the world.
“What Hoco school you going to?”
“Tbh River Hill is too rich for me, Wilde Lake is ghetto af, Howard is athletic af, Centennial is nerdy af.
“Imma just drop out”
Or another example
“How about those Hoco girls bro?”
“Nah they too white af”
“They on Snapchat all the time, post artsy Instagram pictures with cringey captions, wear white shorts or jean shorts in any kind of weather, and are either Blonde or Brunette hair”
“I think I’m good”
Hoco
Derogatory term for a man with a huge penis; an abbreviation for "Horse Cock".
1. I heard that that guy is a Hoco, and he almost split the last girl that dated him.
2. She loves him because he's a Hoco.
3. She found out that he was a Hoco, and now they're engaged....
Hoco
1)short for homecoming
2)lil bitchs who can’t spell homecoming
1) wanna go to hoco with me
2) I like to say hoco bc I’m to dumb to spell out homecoming