Definder - what does the word mean?

What is alumni?

People who root for the sports (particularly football) programs of the University of Notre Dame who never actually attended the University of Notre Dame. Typically Irish-American, alcoholic, low income, and poorly educated assholes who could never dream of being accepted to an educational institution as prestigious as Notre Dame.

They're called the Subway Alumni because the more successful ones enjoy long and prosperous careers working at a Subway sandwich franchise. The less fortunate majority of them just live on the subway.

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Alumni - what is it?

A person or group that follows a certain collegiate athletic team but didn’t bother to enroll or graduate from that school. Yet they have strong opinions regarding the coaching decisions that are made by “Hall of Fame” coaches and assistants.

Looks like the sidewalk alumni want the Coach’s scalp for losing to our rival.

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What does "alumni" mean?

A girl who is now legal to hit on and take home, but who was definitely a moistie when she was 16. She is said to have 'graduated' from Moistie University after taking the appropriate, hilariously named, 'classes'.

Joe: "Hey there"
Jane: "Hi"
Joe: "I bet you were a hot-ass moistie back in the day"
Jane: "Way back in the day"
Joe: "That makes you a moistie alumni"

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Alumni - what does it mean?

A fan of a college or university's sports team only because they bought or own a shirt from it but never graduated from it.
Their exclusive association is through being a fan of the college or university's sports team.
Often the fan is too stupid to graduate college but can regurgitate great volumes of team fact, history and legend.

Steve is a retail alumni for Alabama only because his inbred uncle-daddy and cousins are also a retail alumni.
None of them have even set foot on campus, let alone attended, and probably couldn't even show you where it was on a map.

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Alumni - meaning

People who wear college-branded apparel (presumably bought from Walmart) despite never having attended there. Common among bandwagon fans of athletically successful colleges like USC or UT-Austin.

Bet you half those fans are Walmart alumni.

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Alumni - definition

The final 6 contestants in an Object show or camp (Can also refer to the stage in the game as well)

The game was coming to a close as they remaining contestants reached the Alumni

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Alumni - slang

The euphoria one feels upon graduating from university or college. Short-felt elation, which disapates upon realizing you now need to 1) get a real job, 2) pay off your student loans.

When she graduated my sister was totally alumniated, until my parents asked her when she was going to start paying rent.

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Alumni

A former student, member, employee, either male or female, of a school, college, university, institute.
Alumni is Plural.
Alumnus is Singular for male alumni and Alumni (yes, Alumni) is Plural.
Alumna is Singular for female alumni and Alumnae is Plural.

A seminar is held by alumni at our college to guide freshers in their career.

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Alumni

A recycling company.

I'm taking this sheet metal to Alumni.

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Alumni

A pompous word used to describe people that once belonged to some institution.

I'm meeting with my fellow alumni tonight
What the fucks an alumni?
Someone that went to where I went
then why cant you just say that you fucktard

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