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What is Haseeb?
The only man that can rob your mums SIM card in Manchester
Yo Haseeb robbed my mums SIM card again
Haseeb - video
Haseeb - what is it?
the most amazing human being yo will ever meet. a haseeb is typically funny, kind and beautiful. they're such a light in your life, and tend to make you feel beyond-earth. they're euphoric. haseeb's are the best people you will ever meet, so stay with them, as they will totally guide you in the right direction :)
person 1: ugh, today was so hard, i'm so stressed
person 2: just talk to haseeb, he'll make you feel better
person 1: true, he's really good at making me feel more fine
What does "Haseeb" mean?
Farmer, always prays out of time, the qa qa king, famous for his inspiring saying, "Please dont call my dad!" And saying, "Brother can we go play soccer." You will most likely find haseeb lurking around the kindergarten area praying fajr or up to mischief like stealing a soccer ball
Im calling your dad haseeb
Haseeb - what does it mean?
Has a big ass dick like the biggest in the world
Hi haseeb your dick is big
Haseeb - meaning
Thiccccer than a Snicker
Oh boy give me that THICCCC HASEEB
Haseeb - definition
Proper Noun: Haseeb is the slickest, smoothest, most refined gentleman you will ever meet. You will never meet his equal in intellect, poise, or suaveness. Known for unknowingly provoking extreme heat and physiological reactions just by being in the vicinity.
Verb: To cause emotional and erotic distress.
Adjective: Something that is so perfect you can't even.
N. 'That guy is fucking gorgeous. Is that a Haseeb?'
'Obviously, look, he's faultless. Can you feel a subtle hunger growing inside you? Yep. That's the Haseeb effect'
V. 'Don't go Haseebing me, I can't take it. '
V. 'OMG How can you Haseeb me like this. Pls stop. '
A. 'It was so Haseeb I couldn't eat it, I could only instagram that thang and drool. '
Haseeb - slang
Oooo look its Haseeb!
Haseeb
Name: 99.99999999% of "Haseebs" are not pagans and would never betray anybody.
Synonym: Friend
Antonym: Imaad
Imaad paganed out on us but Haseeb's still with us
Haseeb
A man of great stature, his reputation precedes him. He is the boss of his life and world. A man who has mastered Tony Robins technique of "manifestation". A man who could also be known as "Top Gun" with the ladies.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo bro, where are all the ladies tonight?
Guy 2: Yeah, this club is dead, full of grenades!
Guy 1: Lets Haseeb this mofo and pull some chicks!
Example 2:
"See that chick over there, I haseebed her number a couple days ago, and Top Gunned her yesterday!"
Haseeb
The name Haseeb (حسيب) is of Arabic origin (usually Muslim). The root when used in Arabic as a verb means "to reckon" or "to calculate or ascertain". The best translation of the name means a person held in high esteem and given the ability to distinguish right from wrong.
All of the other definitions given here are wrong and one person using the name "Peter James Bromfield" is a racist troll, not me and my real name is being used there.
هل دسرت حاسب في جامع؟
Did you study Caculus at University?
I would call him a Haseeb... He is so full of wisdom and good judgement.