What is Hanzel?

a phrase used to describe a cool situation.
it must be said with a "cool hanzel face" from Zoolander

ben: so i totally got ballkuzzied last night by this hella chick
emily: cool hanzel!!!

Hanzel - meme gif

a guy with an extremely big penis super hot and hates faggots

dylan hanzel you mean big d

The fuckboi who cant say ‘r’. He is very ugly and is dogshit

Hanzel: Hey Ryan
ryan: did u just say lion?

A person who has amassed a large amount of groupies in World of Warcraft.

Look at him, what a Hanzel.

from the word Hansel, a handsome and amazing guy.

You are such a hanzel.

Hanzel \ha(n)-zel\ as a boy's name is a variant of Hans (Scandinavian, German, Danish, Hebrew), and the meaning of Hanzel is "God is gracious".

Yo Hanzel!