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What is Handcock?
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Handcock - video
Handcock - what is it?
v.it., The act of male masturbation whilst seated on a toilet. This term originates from a play on words; one's hand is on one's "cock", thereby conducting the act of masturbation. As this occurs, one is also seated upon a "John", or toilet. Often the physical stimuli of the act itself is inhanced by pressure on the prostate from passing feces.
Jonathan takes fifteen minutes every Saturday morning to treat himself to a John Handcock after checking the markets in the Tribune.
What does "Handcock" mean?
while cumming onto someones face you write your name with the semen. This definition makes sense because your hand is on your cock and there was some guy who signed some piece of shit called the declaration of independence and now he is some hot shot for knowing how to spell his own name, but thats another story.
After fucking for a while max finished it off with a john handcock to commemorate the experience.
Handcock - what does it mean?
1. a hand belonging to a ghost that is a cock.
2. a ghost belonging to cock that is a hand.
3. ghost fisting an orifice.
4. ghost cock blocking that is mutually beneficial for the ghost, the host and the orifice.
4. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the beneficial ghost fisting.
5. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of ghost fisting.
6. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of the lack of ghost fisting.
7. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by the lack of ghost cockblocking.
8. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by ghost cockblocking.
9. an alternative to ghost cock.
10. a ghost that is using his cock transformed into a fist, with the added option of an involved orifice.
11. a ghost circle jerk with the pretense of the dutch rudder, only without the rudder.
12. the opposite of ghost cockblocking.
"that ghost just gave me ghost handcock"
Handcock - meaning
When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she begins to shit on your dick. You pull out your shit dick and jerk off using her shit as lube. You then jam it in her front door near the end and give her a good old mixture of pleasure and regret.
We were having a good time until he gave me a rusty handcock. Now I have a UTI.
Handcock - definition
A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.
YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?
YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.
YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?
YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.
Handcock - slang
Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock
I got a 2 1/2 handcock
Handcock
Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock
I got a 2 1/2 handcock
Handcock
Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock
I got a 2 1/2 handcock
Handcock
When a woman who is known to suck cock is going in for a kiss the man shoves her face out of the way to avoid cock mouth.
Angie came in for the kiss I handcocked her face away.