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What is Haddock?

Female Genitalia

Kippers, Beef Curtains, Bombay Doors

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Haddock - video


Haddock - what is it?

an implement, usually a cock, used to frequent a vaginal passage bashfully.

bill oiled his haddock slammer in preperation of a good ol' fanny battering

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What does "Haddock" mean?

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

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Haddock - what does it mean?

A noxious smelling quim. *not* good enough to eat. If a known slut, probably due to an earlier deposit having been made.

I went muff-diving on katie the other night...but as soon as she opened her legs it was clear she had a haddock pasty under there!

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Haddock - meaning

A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.

Captain Haddock discovered his famous ancestor's fortune in Red Rackham's Treasure.

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Haddock - definition

an overly dominant athlete whos work ethic is greater than all the others around him. is nice to all woman but the one he likes is the one you wouldnt expect

haddock is a legend

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Haddock - slang

to be a bit ditzy at some point

joanne: what day is it?
beth: oh my god joanne, your such a haddock!
joanne: *frowns* huh?

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Haddock

To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.

His haddocking with that lady has flopped. She's all over that other lad now.

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Haddock

when you lose in court, over and over and over again.

I think it might be a haddock at Court today!

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Haddock

To ask for and/or take someone else's unfinished food in a restaurant setting.

Rachael didn't finish her food, so Alex and I haddocked it.

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