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What is Gorillas in the Mist?
When an attractive female, on Snapchat or IG stories, pets their hair during a thirst trap post while using an excess amount of filters
Friend 1: dude, did you see Hallie’s latest Snapchat story?
Friend 2: yeah bro she looked like a gorilla in the mist picking through her hair like that..
Friend 3: not to mention i could barely tell who it was because of the insane amount of filters she used!
Gorillas in the Mist - video
Gorillas in the Mist - what is it?
The act of hiding a recently defecated stump of human feces behind a toilet, then turning on the hot water In the shower leaving a permanent misty stench.
yo homie I just gorilla misted the shit out of my ex girl's bathroom!
What does "Gorillas in the Mist" mean?
When you are in the bath and you have explosive diarrhoea.
The mist represents the brown mist being expelled from your anus and the gorillas are the nuggets also being expelled from said anus.
Steve: Woah! Last night I had a curry then took a bath. I had gorillas in the mist.
John: Nice Steve... Nice...
Gorillas in the Mist - what does it mean?
while a nonblack guy is f00kin a girl in a foggy field he busts and runs. then a bunch of black guys run in and take her. obviously they do stuff to her. BUTT STUFF. DOUBLE BUTT STUFF.
zach: so howd u get ridda miranda?
jesse:i set her up with some gorillas in the mist. i think that got the message across.
Gorillas in the Mist - meaning
Whilst making a comment using the phrase "When the Wind Blows" to describe gusty, anal phenomena a retort to said phrase was that when fecal matter was exposed in a shart like fashion it should more commonly known as Gorillas in the Mist.
Next time you shit yourself remember to use this phrase whilst hobbling for the nearest lavatory.
Bob sneaks an unearthly turd into his pants.
Dan: Gorillas in the Mist?
Bob: Yup, I've shat myself.
Gorillas in the Mist - definition
old greek(wog) women in a spa/sauna. any place with a lot of steam. derived from the fact wog woman are hairy beasts
"dont go to fernwood in oakleigh, its gorillas in the mist there."
Gorillas in the Mist - slang
1. Fat Greek and Italian woman in a sauna.
2. Fat old gay guys who hunt the saunas looking for fresh meat.
"Dude I just caught Tony's grandmother naked in the sauna"
"Eww gross, howe did it look"
"It was like I was watching Gorillas in the Mist"
Gorillas in the Mist
Taking a shit in someone shower and turning the shower on hot to add a misty effect.
I wanted to do something fucked up to Colin the other night. I almost upperdecked him, but instead decided to leave him a gorilla in the mist.
Gorillas in the Mist
The process of smoking a blunt in the bathroom when the shower is running hot water, the door is toweled, the windows are closed, and the lighting is optional.
Person 1: Gorillas in the mist nigga?
Person 2: Fuck that shit bro, our water bill is already too high!
Person 3: Dude, fuck it, too hot for me...
Person 4: Set that shit up!
Person 1: The shower is already running!
Person 2: Let's just smoke it out here!
Person 1,then all: PUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSYY!
Gorillas in the Mist
When someone takes a particularly stinky dump followed by a steaming hot shower, all with the windows closed and no bathroom fan.
Jacob: “I wouldn’t go in there if I was you...”
Mark: (enters the dense shitty mist that now fills his bathroom) “Jesus Jacob, what is this? Gorillas in the mist? You could have at least opened a window!”