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What is Goodell?Caleb Goodell is so sexy. Goodell - meme gifGoodell - videoGoodell - what is it?Named in honor of NFL Head Roger Goodell. To shit. Defecate. Lay cable. To move one's bowels, specifically on a Sunday from September thru January as a form of protest for how poorly he has managed the league, mishandled miscreant players and bungled other protests, player and team misconduct. " I ate so much yesterday at the BBQ, I can't wait to take a Goodell for the 1 O'Clock kickoff! What does "Goodell" mean?Roger Goodell is by far the worst commissioner the NFL has ever seen. Mr.Goodell is the reason the NFL is now called the NoFunLeague (even the NFL Network analyst have recognized) Roger Goodell gets booed onto the stage during the draft because nobody likes him except the Patriots fans in the back Goodell - what does it mean?A person who lacks intelligence and often suffers from a missing or extra chromosome. Also, does not understand logic and common sense and is hated by most, if not all, people. Donβt be a Roger Goodell. βDid you hear about the new rule Roger Goodell came up with?β Goodell - meaningTom Brady starting to act like a Roger Goodell Goodell - definitionThe worst Commissioner of the NFL who makes these dumb rules that don't make sense and is taking away the spirit of the NFL. Roger Goodell makes the most dumbest rules of the NFL. Like when he say's that the rules for tackling were put in place because it's about the "safety of the players" when it's actually about money. When the team loses a valuable player that they had invested lots of money in they don't want to lose that player. Goodell - slangThe one who passes in shadows. You know she has to be awesome to have a name like that. Even though Cory slit her dog's throat, she continues to be awesome. (and weird...in an awesome way) She is currently sassing everyone on Urban Dictionary. She enjoys long walks on the beach, holding hands with strangers, as long as they aren't mean, getting her tongue stuck to ice, sneezing (or "flying"), and watching her friends set inanimate objects on fire. And Harry Potter. She LOVES her some Harry Potter. Amanda Goodell was on top of your mom last night. Turn around...yup. That's her... GoodellSomeone who is a snitch or snake. One who will rat or tell on ones friends or foes merly for the purpose of socalled "loving the Lord". That guy is such a Jackson Goodell, he told on me and Kyle for having tea in a Starbucks waterbottle. GoodellWorst NFL commissioner ever, suspends people without proof. That guy is so irreverent we should call him Roger Goodell. Goodellnoun: someone who abuses a position of authority do something particularly stupid; also verb: to abuse a position of authority to do something particularly stupid The Baltimore police sure goodelled Freddie Grey. |
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