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What is Golf?
Gay outdoor lifestyle with fellas
Golf is for benders
Golf - meme gif
Golf - video
Golf - what is it?
"Baseball, basketball and football players play golf when they retire. Pro golfers don't play baseball, basketball and football when they retire." - Rick Woodson
"Golf sucks, play football."
"I'm sure your grandpa wouldn't agree."
What does "Golf" mean?
The most arrogant sport in existence. Played by old rich white men (and Tiger Woods) in their spare time. Equal only to greveyards in terms of their collossal waste of space that could be used for housing and/or other more productive purposes
golfers are elitist pricks
Golf - what does it mean?
Fucking your girlfriend and yelling "four" golf means that you are an asshole
Golf - meaning
A euphemism for Anal. can be used in question form “Wanna play golf?” in order to ask for Anal Sex in a subtle manner.
Matthew: Hey wanna... play golf? ;)
Kaleb: Sure Ill play golf with you
Drake: Can I join your golfing session?
Golf - definition
Originating from St. Andrews Scotland and originally known as (G)entlemen (O)nly (L)adies (F)orbidden... hence the name GOLF
Golf is such a stupid gay sport for coffin dodgers who still have use of their legs
Golf - slang
Golf is synonymous with the word sleep. Playing golf is boring and thus induces someone to fall to sleep.
"Hey Monica what's Helen doing?"
"She's playing golf. She has school tomorrow"
Golf
A "sport" often played by non athletic boys who play it to call themselves athletes, and crotchety old men who are trying to escape their dead end marriages. These men often play in foursomes while drinking beer and spend 30 minutes on each hole and keep everyone else from having fun as they chop the ball around and will not let anyone play through.
Bill played golf because he got tired of beating up his wife and wanted to go get wasted and piss people off at the local country club. even though he sucks at golf, he acts like he owns the place.
Golf
A fucked up game, designed by assholes to make schmucks get mad as hell and break their clubs and curse loudly. The only redeeming quality of the game of golf is that it provides a good excuse to ride around in a golf cart in beautiful places, wear funny shoes, smoke cigars, and consume large quantities of alcohol.
I played golf last week; I lost 25 balls, broke 6 clubs, and got kicked off the course, but not before I enjoyed a nice Honduran cigar and drank 17 Yuenglings.
Golf it the most incredible sport today.
Golf
The ship for Grass and Wolf <3
Maturing is realising GOLF is better then Mayrone