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What is God shit?
A grouping of words to symbolize someone getting up in the morning and realizing that they just missed class.
Ex: Person 1: Oh man what time is it?
Person 2: it's 10:31.
Person 1: Ah God Damnit the Shit! I'm 2 hours late for 2-D class!
God shit - video
God shit - what is it?
God Damn Shit Fuck; When shits so god damn shit fucked you just have to be all like "God damn shit fuck!"
*your asshole explodes violently*
GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK!!!
What does "God shit" mean?
Usually said when a guy penetrates a girl through anal sex and his senses are overwhelmed by the sheer amount of different interlocking pleasant stimuli. The tone and volume can increase according to the depht of anal penetration. During cockhead deep penetration the words are usually uttered only once quietly, while during deep anal exploration the sensation can cause the male to keep it uttering fast and loud until he can sort out all the goodness he feels.
This awesome sensation can actually be felt much better with the penis not being moved inside at all, and the penetrator intentionally trying to feel it, while monotonous or even slow speed pumping can negate it completely.
With tighter rectum, less lube and some spicy positions the stimuli increases, at the expense of displeasure of the recieving female.
Jane: I hope your cock will like it!
James: Sure, go ahead sit into already! I am curious.
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Jane: Ohh! Ahh! So how does it feel?
James: Oh god! Oh shit!
Jane: Let me get you in a bit deeper! Fuck, it hurts!
James: OH GOD! OH SHIT! OH GOD! OH SHIT! ...
Jane: -laughs- Thats definitely worth me a diamond ring. Don't you think?
God shit - what does it mean?
Polite, indirect way of referring to the periodic elimination of solid waste (ie #2).
a) I'll catch up with you in just a sec. I have to make my morning offering to the shit gods. I hope they find it a worthy sacrifice.
b) Oh, the agony! pass the kayopectate... the shit gods must be angry with me! What have I done to incur their fierce wrath?
God shit - meaning
Something said when too many profane words come to mind in a pissy situation.
GOD FUCKING SHIT! You always win at goldeneye multiplayer!!!
God shit - definition
This is an insult used when someone is really pissing you off, but you don't have the energy nor will to smack then as hard as you possibly can. It's basically a curse, and when used against christians pretty effective.
Shithead: lolol. lykehf l.ykmu gt pnnned lyk loll wtff.
ME: May god shit in your cereal.
God shit - slang
1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.
1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet
God shit
God shit is an interjection to be used during times of extreme duress, especially during video games. This exclamatory phrase is best served when you know the game is fucking you to let your opponent get back in the game.
GOD SHIT! Fuck this game! Michael Vick is a fucking cheat code!
God shit
(n.) the feces of the almighty.
(adj.) Used to describe something INCREDIBLY awesome. Beyond simply being "the shit".
This Philadelphia Slick album is God's shit.
My hair is God's shit today.
God shit
God shit is an interjection to be used during times of extreme duress, especially during video games. This exclamatory phrase is best served when you know the game is fucking you to let your opponent get back in the game.
God shit! Michael Vick is not that fast in real life so to hell with you, I'm not drinking the god damn hot sauce!