Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Glork?

Glork is the word used to express a feeling of too much anger.

*Hits arm on door*

"Glork, I hit my arm again"

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Glork - what is it?

To derive meaning of a word from the context it is used.

I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.

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What does "Glork" mean?

A professional pro-Microsoft troll.

A : Fuck, I just got a Kernel Panick.
glork : LOL. Next time, you should use Windows, you dickhead.

A : Fuck, I just got a Blue Screen of Death.
glork : LOL. Next time, you shouldn't surf on pr0n websites, you dickhead.

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Glork - what does it mean?

To kill someone, particular in an execution.

"The king's order is to glork the prisoner"

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Glork - meaning

A computer programming reference to any stable program that suddenly becomes unstable, usually through faulty programming.

A partial or complete system crash, resulting in lost data, time, braincells, hair, and tears.

Also, a term to express frustration when this happens. Used as an expletive.

Originally, also meant to slowly grasp a concept through context, but that is now known as glark.

"I was so close to finishing my program, when my computer glorked itself."

"Glork!! It's gone!"

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Glork - definition

The sound a dog makes when it's unloading a big steaming pile of diarrhea.

Me:whassup dog?

Dog: glork-glork

Me: Jesus H. Christ WTF is that smell? ewwwwwww.....

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Glork - slang

an expression of great agitation, usually acompanied with some type of emotional frustration or loss of words; also a imitation of a gutteral sound

"You... you..." Glork! "I can't believe you!"

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Glork

A comic book style sound effect. Usually in reference to stuffing more than the space allows in ones mouth or throat.

She attempted to engulfed my manhood with a single swift motion. (Queue comic sound text bubble labeled "Glork!")

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Glork

A fork that can glow, hence a glow fork (glork).

A: Have you bought the new glork merchandise? Now you can eat your burnt mac & cheese with it!
B: Nah, I got the shark mouse pad instead...

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Glork

Using (or abusing) your moderator powers to redirect a discussion in a channel to the appropriate channel

I am going to have to get the moderation team to glork the chat.
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!

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