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What is Ghost wipe?
The ability to force your manure out in such precious force squeezing your cheeks as your projectile moves so quick not leaving no trace of evidence
I took a ghost wipe since mom was in a rush
Ghost wipe - video
Ghost wipe - what is it?
Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie
Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"
A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).
The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.
What does "Ghost wipe" mean?
Twenty or thirty minutes after you answer the call of nature you return to the restoom to wipe one more time just to make sure you are clean.
I thought you just used the restroom? I did, I just had to do a ghost wipe before we left.
Ghost wipe - what does it mean?
you take a poop and then when you wipe there is nothing on the toilet paper.
If i had a ghost wipe i would not have to use toilet paper.
Ghost wipe - meaning
That amazing moment after pooping when you grasp the folded toilet paper and majestically wipe your butt only to find that there's no poop to wipe. The remains of loose poop and dinkleberries went down with the clonk of poop. A type of Poop-Score
Guy in bathroom-SCORE!!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in bathroom-I just got a ghost wipe!
Guy outside of bathroom-Nice! Bonus!
Ghost wipe - definition
The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet paper resulting in a care free poop session and heightened feeling of self cleanliness.
"Yo dude I gotta blast a serious dookie right now, and unless i get ghost wipes, im guna need another roll of the poopoo paper."
Ghost wipe - slang
the result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement. There is no fecal matter residue on the toilet paper after the first wipe. The wad would resemble that of a ghost after he/she makes feces.
After moving her bowels, Mrs. Jones was pleasantly suprised to have a ghost wipe for the second straight day.
Ghost wipe
When you’re done pooping and, a few minutes later, you still feel sticky so you wipe again and the remnants of your last departed one are still apparent on the toilet paper.
I pinched a giant loaf at work and still felt gooey in my asscrack so I did a ghost wipe an hour later and it looked like the bib from a senile tobacco chewer!