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What is Ghost Job?
When you chug a whole bottle of anbesol then proceed to give yourself oral sex. It will give the feeling of a stranger giving you oral sex.
Chuck: Im a little worried about Dan.
Jimmy: Why?
Chuck: Well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job.
Jimmy: Well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him.
Chuck: Depressed or not next time he talks to me with penis breath I'm punching his face clean off.
Ghost Job - video
Ghost Job - what is it?
When while performing fellacio from under the sheets, a woman apears to be a bobbing, pleasure-giving ghost.
Man, I was really freaked out this morning. I though there was an apparition in my room, but it was just my old lady giving me a suprise ghost job.
What does "Ghost Job" mean?
An erection that has no real cause. There was no fantasizing, no touching, rubbing, etc. You just get an erection.
Nick: God dude! I was in church and I got the biggest ghost job ever!
Alex: Awww dude, I hate GJs...
Ghost Job - what does it mean?
Jobs that don't exist.
Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.
"Want a job bro?"
"You know I can't do your ghost jobs John"
Ghost Job - meaning
Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.
I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.
Ghost Job - definition
while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.
Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"
Daaaamn girl, you fine! Let me get a ghost job in the corner!
Ghost Job - slang
The act or attempt of masturbation to the point of a successful ejaculation while in presence of at least three oblivious persons.
Oh man, I thought we were just playing video games last night, but Frank just told me he pulled off a Ghost Job under the blankets.
Ghost Job
A blow job fabricated in order to enhance a story or the sexual reputation of the teller.
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
Guy1: Yo, sick time last night...where the hell did Gary go?
Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left.
Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night??
Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job.
Ghost Job
You get a Ghost Job when your girlfriend says she is going to give you a blow job later but never does.
Bro1:"Hey man, every time I give my girl head first, she gives me a Ghost Job."
Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"
Ghost Job
When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.
Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.