Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Geyser?

When you bust a nut so high and powerful that it lands on your face and in your mouth

Bro ,I have such a bad taste in my mouth from that premature geyser I had yesterday.

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Geyser - what is it?

Exactly like "prairie dogging" except for diahrrea. It is when you are holding in a violent case of the diahrrea shits, kind of like plugging a geyser.

Holy shit I am geyser plugging so badly right now, I need to get to a bathroom ASAP.

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What does "Geyser" mean?

the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.

I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.

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Geyser - what does it mean?

The sexual act when a male urinates in a female's anus and she in return flatulates, expelling the urine in a blast similar to the geyser of the American West

When expelled with less force or with a different liquid, see water fountain

"Katie shot me in the face with her geyser yesterday."

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Geyser - meaning

after puddling your partner. on there back they push down like they are going to poop and then the old faithful come geysering.

i drilled her with my puddle last night and ten minutes later she shot a geysering all over my face.

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Geyser - definition

1) Noun: A spring characterized by intermittent discharge of water ejected turbulently and accompanied by a vapour phase (steam). Wikipedia.com

2) Verb: A method used to get drunk fast, while remaining classy: Pour a large amount of hard alcohol into a cup, Grab cup with right hand and your bottle/can/container of chaser with your left. Chug the alcohol in the cup, immediately pour the chaser into the cup and chug that. slang

Ew that girl just took a handle pull and she has herpes. I was going to take a handle pull, but now I will geyser it.

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Geyser - slang

someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air

Dude...did you see that Candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday?

Yeah, she got kicked out for being a geyser.

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Geyser

A bloke who's a bit hard and thinks he's the dogs bollox.

That geyser just pinched my birds arse.

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Geyser

The skin around your butthole. The geyser is to the butthole what the areola is to the nipple.

I havent showered in a week my geyser is itchy.

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Geyser

A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax

Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched!

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