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What is Garth Brooks?
When an out-of-touch celebrity makes an out-of-touch announcement for their new, out-of-touch account on a different platform.
Matthew McConaughey has come down with a severe case of Garth Brooks syndrome, because his Instagram announcement video was unbearable.
Garth Brooks - video
Garth Brooks - what is it?
To take off your boots (preferably cowboy boots) and beat the shit out of someone.
When the bar fight starts, someone's getting the Garth Brooks Elbow.
What does "Garth Brooks" mean?
The Jeff Gordon of country music. Butt-pirate country singer who is mainly responsible for integrating pop and country music, causing a metrosexual, pussified sound that seems to embody much of today's country music sound. Cheated on his wife, had an alter-ego named Chris Gaines, decided to retire, then came back years later to fill the world with his pop-culture country music.
Garth Brooks was the forerunner of the pretty country boy musician
Garth Brooks - what does it mean?
The absolute best musician of any time period. The man is a lyrical genius. He has had countless number 1 hits. Unprecedented 13 platinum albums. And quite possibly the best live entertainer to walk the planet. And to all you haters you might not like him but there's a reason he's the number 1 selling solo artist of all time. And yes that does include the king Elvis Presley
king of country Garth brooks
Garth Brooks - meaning
Garth is the sound made while puking. Brooks is a small stream. garth brooks Is defined as the constant puking of ones guts.
I drank to much and garth brooks my guts out all the next morning.
Garth Brooks - definition
Country Musak star apparantly very popular with the good ol' boys across the pond.Puts on spectacular live shows.Pity about the shit musak though!
Garth Brooks looks like a giant thumb in a hat
Garth Brooks - slang
Troyal Garth Brooks is primarily known as a country music super star whose success has spanned two decades. Some little known trivia about Garth Brooks include: He is a gay rights advocate, he had brief career playing baseball professionally and HE INVENTED THE TACO PIZZA. Not even kidding. His wife AKA Trisha Friggin Yearwood who also is multi-talented and a chef said so. She casually indicated in an episode of Trisha's Southern Kitchen (Season 3 Episode 5), that indeed the 22 Academy of Country Music Awards winner himself, created the Taco Pizza. Not just a version of the taco pizza, but the concept of putting taco stuff on a pizza came from Garth Brooks. Don't believe me, do your own research.
Me: "Hey do you like taco pizza?"
Anyone who will listen: "Yah, I guess..."
Me: "You can thank Garth Brooks, the Rodeo man himself for that"
Garth Brooks
A common slang term for ones porn collection. So called because it represents the perfect (electronic) hiding place for such material due to the low probability of anyone actually wanting to open such a folder.
Dude, I was totally busted, the only flaw in my plan was having a girlfriend who actually liked Garth Brooks.
Garth Brooks
The best performer of ours or any time.
"Garth Brooks is so fucking awesome. I just can't believe how much of a fucking god he is."
Garth Brooks
By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.
Garth Brooks is a good country artist.