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What is GORILLA?

an urban jungle dweller. lays around all day, while instead of lounging and eating plant matter they smoke crack and smack around their baby's mama.

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GORILLA - what is it?

Pre-emptive shaving of pubes are retained in ones hand whilst teasing one out over a girl. Upon spewing ones gunk one then proceeds to throw the collected hair over the face attempting to administer best coverage.

'Gorillaing in the mist' would be to perform this skilled task in a steam room. It has never been performed by anyone i know! But was premlinarly tested by Kips and will using candle wax and leg hair as substitutes - the results were good and i am hoping to accomplish the self undertaking assignment soon

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What does "GORILLA" mean?

From West Indies. A gorilla, also known as Cattle, is an extra fat woman, who loves food, is fat all over, but pays extra attention to her toes with nice nail polish.

What a lard ass gorilla! cattle with nice toes.

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GORILLA - what does it mean?

An invisible entity, that, after a long night in a pub or a curry house, follows you home and while you're sleeping chucks your clothes round the room and shits in your mouth.

"I woke up the next morning with a foul taste in my mouth and my clothes everywhere. The Gorilla had been."

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GORILLA - meaning

An extremely muscular/buff person, also called "juiceheads". Frequently used term on the Jersey Shore.

"Where are the gorillas?"

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GORILLA - definition

The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.

Caleb: Try the gorilla on that one over there. Looks promising.

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GORILLA - slang

when somebody looks like a gorilla

Have you heard Jordan has Gorillaitis?

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GORILLA

It starts with the premeditated act of shaving one's pubic area and placing the clippings in a plastic bag. Once accomplished, perform intercourse and ejaculate onto the hot babe's face. Next retrieve the afore mentioned bag of pubic hair clippings and throw them on the hot babe's sticky, spermed face. Sit back, point, and loudly proclaim: GORILLA-GORILLA!

My grandma tells the best gorilla-gorilla stories.

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GORILLA

Acronym for Girl On Right : I Look Like Asscheeze. Is also commonly referred to as Gor or Girl On Right because it refers to someone who is one cuntfaced looking cuntbag with a black man's weiner ( see BMW ) for a face who deserves to get shat upon with moose shart and tea bagged with a horses nut sack, and then smashed into the cock of a hippopotamus.

That GORILLA was so fucking nasty that I puked and took my knife out and stabbed my eyes out then through them out the window.

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GORILLA

Acronym for Girl On Right : I Look Like Asscheeze. Is also commonly referred to as GOR or Girl On Right because it refers to someone who is one nasty ass bitch who deserves to get burned alive, then shot in the face, then smashed into a wall until her whole face is mutilated.

That GORILLA was so nasty that i almost took my knife and stabbed myself in the eye with it.

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