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What is GJ?
A person from Grand Junction, CO.
Usually refering to someone who is a redneck/trailer trash/hillbilly.
Usually likes to drink, fight, cuss, etc.
That is so GJ!
Don't make me go GJ on your ass.
GJ - meme gif
GJ - video
GJ - what is it?
abbreviation for gum job; performed best by the elderly and/or trailer park trash who have had a problem with gingivitis.
Additional bonus points if the person performing the GJ happens to be attractive. This can be a life-altering event.
Guy #1: Rich is the luckiest guy in the world. His girlfriend was in a serious car accident, and now she has false teeth.
Guy #2: How is that lucky?
Guy #1: Goodbye BJ's....Hello GJ's! I'm tellin you, this will change his life forever.
What does "GJ" mean?
General Jerkoff
A real insufferable prick, one who is never wrong
GJ: You have no honor, you're not a real man, I keep all my promises
Everyone else: STFU GJ
GJ - what does it mean?
Acronym for 'Ghost Job' see Ghost Job
leonard: i think shes drunk enough to give me a gj bra
maxwell: chell>
leonard: peace out
maxwell: got a sheet?
leonard: oh fuck< forgot
maxwell: lolz
leonard: call me a danny phantom fool
maxwell: get some picture evidence
leonard: kk
ghost buster
GJ - meaning
"If you think gj means anything other then gigantic jungle, you're probably dumb."
GJ - definition
Gremlin Job. When a girl sabotages your clock to distort your sense of time as she goes down on you.
The resulting inadvertent late-night feeding transforms her into a disgusting, slimy beast. The phenomenon begins when you get one girl wet and she seems to magically multiply and you are constantly surrounded by mischievous talent.
Brett: Where have you been?
John: Getting a GJ.
Brett: I don't even want to know...
John: I was messing around with this one girl and next thing I know all her friends are dtf.
Brett: When it rains it pours, right?
John: Word. So I was gonna peace out early but the sluts messed with my phone and froze my clock.
Brett: You didn't feed them after midnight did you?!?!?
John: Well....
Brett: TURN ON THE LIGHTS!!!
GJ - slang
Gum Job, When a toothless woman (usually a granny or a meth head) bobbles your knob.
A Gum Job is very similar to a blow job, this act requires less than 10% of the woman’s teeth to be remaining.
Not sure if she was a granny or a meth head but this wrinkled bitch gave me a wicked GJ for an old half eaten McDouble.
GJ
Google Jockey: Someone who loves to google things for other people. They are often heard saying, " Wait, let me google that for you." You will also hear them saying, "When I get home, I have to google that." GJ's are famous for using Google as a means to finding the answer anything and everything.
"Hey GJ, look up GJ on Urban Dictionary for me." "Don't worry, we will get GJ Jody to look that up for us."
GJ
A gumjob. Similar to a blowjob, but usually performed by someone old enough to be considered "elderly". The elder removes their false teeth/dentures and proceeds to service their partner orally.
Made popular by popular YouTube icons Ethan and Hila Klein of the channel h3h3productions. In a commentary video regarding a TLC documentary ( which featured Kyle "The Cougar Champ", a younger man who only dates older women ), Ethan and Hila posed the question of, "Does he get blowjobs from elders?", with Hila referring to them as "GJ"s, or gumjobs.
A subsequent episode of their H3 Podcast ( H3 Podcast #67 - Drake vs Pusha-T & Skippy vs Kyle ), in which they interview Kyle ( and Skippy, a 34-yr-old virgin who also appeared on a TLC documentary and one of their reaction videos ), Hila and Ethan bring up the topic of GJs.
Ethan: Yo, Hila, how about hittin' me up with one of those GJs?
Hila: Dammit, Ethan. I don't have dentures.
Ethan: That's alright, doggy. Appreciate ya, papa bless.
GJ
The combined names of people named George and CJ. This is used to describe the emotional attraction between these two names of people, as we all pray that ship will hurry up and set sail.
GJ is a word everybody in our year knows!! George and CJ need to hurry up and sort it out already!