Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Funnel?

Funneling is the act of a group of friends effectively getting a particular girl to disregard them and tell her what she wants to hear in order to "funnel" her to a certain other friend . The opposite of cock-blocking. Often associated with the term "wingman", this maneuver generally incorporates multiple wingmen acting as a single unit working towards the same ultimate objective; to get a buddy laid.

This maneuver is never to be used to funnel the DUFF to another buddy, but can be used to dump her on an unsuspecting douche bag.

"Ok guys, we gotta give this broad The Funnel. That nigga Glasgow hasn't had pussy in a coon's age.

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Funnel - what is it?

Funnel means to be having fun while under an influence; Alchohol, Marijuana ect. This use of the word is derived from the act of funneling a beer. The original term was used primarily for intoxication via alchohol, but the word has since then been changed to primarily refer to intoxication caused by Marijuana. Intoxication by way of Alchohol is now known as Original Funnel, to respect the origins of the word.

Noun: lets go get funnel, guys.
Adjective: I'm so Funnel right now

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What does "Funnel" mean?

The act of doing coke - to 'funnel' it up your nose

"Yo I just funneled six lines"
"I just picked up, lets go funnel"

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Funnel - what does it mean?

Funnel or Funneling is an expression also used in the world wide popular MMORPG "World of Warcraft". The consept of the word was invented (as story is beeing told) by Exellia and Ljungfrau on the pvp server Vashj. The best place to preform a funnel is in the Draenei city "Exodar". To do this you need a mage, simply for the ability they have to make portals. What you do is create a portal behind the place where you will end up if you take the portal. Line up as many people as possible. Run towards the portal click it and you will end up where you started. Do this rapidly over and over again. It's hillarious.

"zomg lulz let's go to exodar and funnel"

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Funnel - meaning

The act of doing coke - to 'funnel' it up your nose. Snorting a line

"I just picked up some nice powder, lets go funnel."
"Man I'm about to funnel six lines."

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Funnel - definition

An idiotic or incompetent person.
An unintelligent person.

Ashneel: O shit I accidentally put on two left shoes this morning .. shhiiittt

Irene: o my god! What a funnel!

Zara: FUNNEL bro

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Funnel - slang

The collective noun for a group of Freshlings, young licensed skydivers who have less than 150 jumps, or who have jumped out of airplanes for less than 18 months.

"Fresh Meet at Skydive Perris is getting bigger each year. We had a huge funnel last time!"
"On that last load, we had a big funnel, they all had less than 100 jumps"

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Funnel

A woman's vagina.

Jaysus Lisa, let us roger yer funnel, will ya?

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Funnel

Somebody who drinks water and pees at the same time

I'm a major funnel in the bathroom right now.

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Funnel

n.:a device including a funnel and 3 ft hose used in consuming a large quantity of beer in a small quantity of time
v.:the act of funneling

Funnel this everclear. It's awesome.

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