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What is Friendly Fire?
When you cum inside of your cheating girlfriend who 'secretly' fucks your friends and give her an STD. She then fucks your friends and gives them the same STD.
Get fucked you traitor! That's what I call friendly fire!
Friendly Fire - video
Friendly Fire - what is it?
this is when a male accidentally jizzes onto himself, usually during masturbation
Tom: Wackin' off last night, my load shot too high and hit me in the nose!
George: Ah, thee old friendly fire, eh?
What does "Friendly Fire" mean?
1. To accidentally bomb or shoot a member of your team, typically in the military.
2. To accidentally shoot your load into your significant other, typically because you were too wasted to time your pull out.
"Holy shit!! .....We just wiped out Bravo company with "Friendly Fire", when we should have targeted 200 yards in front of them where the enemy is positioned!"
"Sorry for the "friendly fire" babe, I'm wasted........"
Friendly Fire - what does it mean?
The act of having a friend snitch on you.
Whoa Connor whats with the friendly fire. I though we were friends.
Friendly Fire - meaning
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A describing word used primarily by American armed forces during Operation Enduring Freedom.
This term was largely taken to mean that a friendly target (usually British) was engaged accidentally. However it has recently come to light that the Americans are so angry at Britain for unleashing Leona Lewis on them that they randomly fire on British units whenever 'Bleeding Love' comes on Iraqi Radio.
RADIO: "I keeeeeeeeeeeeeep bleedddddddin.."
HELICOPTER PILOT: "I'm going give those Brits some friendly fire."
Friendly Fire - definition
When a male is masturbating and ejaculates with so much force that he shoots a load into his own face
Dale hadn't jerked off in weeks, so when he finally did he hit himself with some friendly fire.
Friendly Fire - slang
A sexual maneuvre wherein one performs felatio on a man, and then right before he reaches orgasm, turns the weapon on it's owner causing the felatio recipient to ejaculate on himself.
"Dude it was awesome but right when I was about to finish in her mouth, she pointed it at me! Yeah, I spunked on myself, Friendly Fire bro... she got me!"
Friendly Fire
When you have a serious case of diarrhea and you think you have finished. You go to wipe and another pocket of brown shoots you in the hand.
Hey Henry, why are spending so much time at the sink? Bill, I had a bad case of friendly fire.
Friendly Fire
During a sexual act, more then two people. Such as a threesome or an orgy. When one man or more is accidently hit with another man’s semen while they are attempting to ejaculate on someone else or pulling out. Protocol reaction for the person who was shot is to quickly wipe it off and not bring attention to it.
During an orgy my buddy accidently got hit with some friendly fire.
Friendly Fire
Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man
Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.