The word frederic describes a person who is half sunflower half human they are very different to us humans! they need alot more sunlight than the average human, about 59x more than the average! they are very rare and mostly located in lower saxony, germany
Guy 1: yo wtf do you see this guy? he looks like a sunflower
A boy you'll never forget. The boy you need to be with for the rest of your life, #husbandmaterial. A boy who have beautiful blond hair, blue/green eyes. A boy who play hockey and is a really good cook. He's a hardworker who will success in life. Everyone needs a frederic.
Frederic is a small town in northwest Wisconsin, there are about 1200 people in the city limits at this moment.
There isn't much to do in town, at the moment there is a bowling alley, and a pool hall. There is also the weekly bestiality show(though we prefer the more politically correct term inter-species erotica) in the town park/coon lake.
No one comes, but i fuck the horse anyway.
The closest superstore(a super Walmart) is in St Croix falls, which is 20-25 minutes away, if you're bored there is always something to do in Walmart(usually retarded (around here we prefer the more politically correct term "mentally hilarious") but always amusing).
There is a fine grocery store and dollar general in town. The closest theater is 10 or so minutes away in siren.
If you are looking to raise kids here, the school systems are adequate enough, if you're into the usual pointless imagination killing rote memory bullshit that is.
The smaller number of kids means that everyone at least recognizes each other, so there is generally a friendly atmosphere in the schools, and the teachers are alright, altogether they are pretty good schools for the average child/teen to go to.
There are actually 3 seasons for weather, the one that is too cold, the one where tornadoes come and fuck your house, and the one with too many bugs.
oh by the way, there isn't actually any bestiality, you probably won't move here now since that was the main attraction, but the truth has an ugly face doesn't it.
nancy: Hey Jim, lets move to this small town frederic, wisconsin, they have accepted me for a better job there!
Jim: I don't even know you or like you Nancy I don't give a fuck where you move and wouldn't go to your funeral if you died, oh and ok lets move to frederic, according to some douche on urban dictionary it is a decent place to live, I didn't read to the end but I heard that there is horse fucking.
Morgan Freeman: and they lived happily ever after...
this is my idea for a movie hopefully coming to theaters near you soon!!!
1. North America: Weirdo with hair problems. If the full name is abandon in early childhood, substituted by Fred, there is hope the guy will turn out ok. In such cases, the person will hide his ID, birth certificate or any other documentation that shows his full name even if that implies not getting into bars nor going to parties.
2. Latin America: A guy with a snob mother that thinks the Spanish version of the name (Federico) is not good enough for his precious son. Typically mamasboys, Frederics are never invited to hang out with the cool kids, have difficulty having girlfriends and tend to spend their time day-dreaming about leaving their motherβs basements to live on their own.
The most amazing person you'll ever meet. He is super hot and got a hige dick. He makes you laugh when you cry and cry when you laugh. A brilliant caring person who always thinks of other people before themselves. He always expresses how he feels and is a complete sweetheart. His girlfriend couldn't ask for anything more. Everybody wishes they had a frederic.