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What is For Life?
Has an abundance of free time used pointlessly
I’ve watched The Office 6 times from beginning to end. Man, I have no life.
For Life - video
For Life - what is it?
Life's a test..... do you pass?
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
What does "For Life" mean?
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
Uff... Now that's what life should be!!
For Life - what does it mean?
to attempt to master a difficult videogame/puzzle/craft to perfection in a matter of days by sitting on your ass for hours on end as if (or because) you have no life.
i just got gta 4 yesterday, i'm totally no-lifing that shit for 100%.
For Life - meaning
the activity you are participating in currently
Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.
(Sailor Jerry says hi)
For Life - definition
A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.
"Life is a bitch, and then..."
For Life - slang
The meaningless void between birth and death.
Life's a bitch, and then you die.
For Life
A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
For Life
The best response to the pointless question "how's life?"
Them: Hey dude! How's life?
You knowing this is a horrible conversation starter: life is life
For Life
An expression started in Florianopolis, Brazil by the porrones. Its a isolated frase with not know combination before or after and it is used:
1)to admit that a pointis so good it can't be disproved/topped
2)when someone has said a good comeback line and it can't be topped
3)to respond to any Lady Gaga reference
1)
A: The latest Black Eye Peas album is so good it will change the decade top charts
B: For Life
2)
A: hey you should fix your hair before coming to the office you look terrible
B: at least I’m not bald as you
A: For Life
3)
A: I just purchased the new Lady Gaga album
B: For Life
3.1)
A: Have you heard about the new trend of metrosexuals, they are the Gagasexuals
B: For Life