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What is Food porn?Any picture or ad of food that is appealing. Yo, Danielle did you just see that Pizza Hut commercial? Food porn - videoFood porn - what is it?beautiful pictures of delicious food My phone died again while I was looking at food porn What does "Food porn" mean?Television shows produced to promote the sensual and hedonistic qualities of food such as those presented on the Food Network. 1) We love watching food porn while we are eating dinner. Food porn - what does it mean?when people post close up pictures on they're social networking sites (ex. facebook, myspace) of delicious food that looks like art. Eddy's photo caption on picture reads: "Man I don't even wanna touch this work of food art" Food porn - meaningNoun. Person: Ohmygawd, that high quality picture of Nutella on a spoon made my ovaries explode! It's shameless Food Porn & I need it. Food porn - definitionThis genre is usually encountered late at night, like regular porn. It occurs generally when you are watching either Food Network or The Travel Channel. You see delicious looking food that you: a) don't have in your residence, b) can't go out and get RIGHT THEN because the market or restaurant you might find it in is closed, c) can't have because of dietary restrictions, or d) can't afford. Why do I torture myself by sitting here watching Guy Fieri praise that delicious looking omelette only served at Eggceptional Eggstacy in Homestead, Florida? This is real food porn!! Food porn - slangFood Porn is beautiful and magnificent photos of food. Food Porn is often found on Instagram and sometimes Facebook. Food Porn is completely legal to watch or look at and you don't need to hide it in a secret folder on your computer. Unless you feel like your relationship with Food Porn should be kept secret and discreet. Then you hide that shit. You hide that shit good. Food Porn is often confused with peas and corn, which is just porn. But they are two different things. Unless the Food Porn you're looking at is peas and corn. Then it's porn. You don't need to feel guilty after looking at Food Porn. It's completely normal. My fellow Instgramers know what I'm talking about ;). Food Porn is with both desserts and normal food. Don't get desert and dessert mixed up. That pisses me off. Mallory: Know of any sites to find some good Food Porn? Food pornClose-up images of juicy, delicious food in advertisements. Oh, that McDonalds ad was like food porn. I want a Big Mac sooo bad. Food pornJuicy,mouth-watering,high-res images of incredibly delicious-looking food. I wasted 3 hours drooling at food porn. Food porntaking mouthwatering pictures of delicious foods and proliferating them throughout various social media websites as status updates, thus tempting all those not even currently hungry into getting a food hard-on and getting food-horny and blowing all of their heroic dieting efforts to hell. Ever since my buddy got onto the healthy lifestyle/cooking from scratch band wagon, all of his status updates have been strictly food porn. |
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