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What is Rachael Ray?rachael ray is the devil. thats it. plain and simple. Rachael Ray - videoRachael Ray - what is it?A very annoying pseudo-celebrity chef who looks like The Joker from the old Batman movies. She constantly giggles, uses unessecary abbrevations, creates horrible unhealthy recipes, and wears unflattering apparel that accentuates her massive ass, and not so massive boobs. Her voice is also very raspy and hoarse, and she exhibits many symptoms that would point towards cocaine use. One of Rachael Ray's actually recipes: What does "Rachael Ray" mean?AKA Raytard, Ray-Ray. The host of 30 Minute Meals on the Food Network. She is by far the most annoying "chef" on t.v. for the following reasons: she learned how to cook at Ho-Jo's,she giggles incessantly, she dumps olive oil and chicken stock onto everything, she claims her food is "healthful" when it actually has loads of fat and calories, her voice soulnds like that of a 5 pack-a-day smoker, she wears unflattering clothing that accentuates her non-boobs and her centaur-like ass/thigh region, she looks like "The Joker" when she smiles, she adds hotdogs to 20% of meals and makes 55% of main courses some sort of hamburger or sammie (sandwich), she uses dumb adjectives to describe food, and she makes up childish nicknames/acronyms because she claims they are quicker to use but she always explains what the nicknames/acronyms mean even if she uses them 10 times per show(so it's a a total waste of time in the first place) "Hi, I'm Rachael Ray and I make 30 minute disasters. In the time it takes you to laugh your ass off at this program, I'll have made a craptastic and totally artery killing meal which I will try to pass off as healthful from start to finish." Rachael Ray - what does it mean?Rachael Ray is an American television personality, businesswoman, celebrity cook and author according to Wikipedia. Rachael Ray reminds me of my Health teacher. Rachael Ray - meaningFamous cook on The Food Network who is one of the prettiest and skinniest cooks on the network. "That Rachel Ray chick is getting fat!" Rachael Ray - definitionBilly: Who's that dumb bitch? Rachael Ray - slang"Rachael Ray" is a slang term describing a woman with artificial, unabashed perkiness, an annoying voice and disproportionate physical attributes that, though unattractive in and of themselves, combine with the other factors in an unholy fashion to evoke the desire to bang her brains out anyway. 1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night." Rachael RayThe act of balancing and carrying an excessive number of items at once. Origin: On the Food Network show 30 Minute Meals, Rachael Ray often amuses herself by carrying all of her produce, spices, canned goods, and other ingredients in one trip from the refrigerator to her counter. "Wow, set something down! No need to pull a Rachael Ray." Rachael RayA somewhat hyper cook on the food channel. Now currently has her own show on the ABC network. Wears tacky clothes, and does indeed look like the JOKER. Trashed, and bashed repeatedly by many. Has her own hatesite, but is still loved by many as well. Does not clean nor prepare food very well. Tends not to wash her hands when handeling meats, and spreads the germs on a damp towel nearby. Rachael Ray is going to give someone in her audience food poisoning if she is not careful. Rachael RayA woman who cuts up a pineapple and calls it cooking. Mrs. Howl is serving her special "l'ananas coupé" dish at the potluck. She's such a Rachael Ray |
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