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What is Floral park?
Long Island Suburb located in Nassau. Horrible place for a teenager to live if you don't wish to do the following: A) Get drunk B) Get High C) Sit around the square laughing at the fat kids and old ladies that walk by. Full of your stereotypical spoiled Long Island Girls, meat head jocks, "Authentic Rockers", sobbing emo kids, wanna be gangsters, cheerleaders who think they live in California etc. There's nothing much to do in this suburb, unless you enjoy the above mention activities. It is sorta fun to watch the "Flo Po, Po-Po" in action.
I hate Floral Park, but I guess it wouldn't be better than any other Long Island Suburb.
Floral park - video
Floral park - what is it?
Small town on the border of Queens and Nassua filed with a healthy mix of drunk and sexed up wiggers/punks/preps (as well as the rest of the generic population.) To those above the age of 30, Flo Po may seem like a future parent's dream land. To those under the age of 18 (or without a liscense), it worst place on Long Island to live. Esp to those teenagers that attend Floral Park Memorial.
The cops are real assholes in Flo Po.
What does "Floral park" mean?
Listen, I know you've seen a LOT of people say Floral Park sucks because we got nothing to do here. But let me tell you how it really is....
-Yes, kids start drinking in 8th grade (not when their 8 or even 5, like I've heard).
-Yes, people do smoke A LOT (starting in 9th-10th grade)
-Yes, we do have a lot of nail salons and bars.
-Yes, we do have really good cops that keep us safe from the homies in elmont and south floral park.
-No, we don't think we live in the OC.
-No, we don't have crazy emo people.
-No, we don't consider ourselves black.
-We're just Long Islanders who mind our own business (and who pay higher taxes then some rich ass people in the Hamptons) so if you got a problem with us, fuck off and just don't come here then.
Guy from Floral Park - "Floral Park is cool."
Guy from Garden City - "We got more money than you go back to your poor ass 'hood'."
Guy from Floral Park - "Why don't you go cry to your mommy before I kick your ass there."
Floral park - what does it mean?
fuck that.. floral park is the greatest town to live in.
true it has some boring nights but no other town is like fp.
typical day/night in floral park: wake up late from a severe hangover trying to remember what the fuck happend last night,get pizza from village,go home and get ready for that night, have village once again, go for a beer run at mertle without showing any id and have a nice chat with frank, go to one of the many open houses, get drunk and/or high, maybe you'll even see anette walking uptown or eating at wendys and by the end of the night you're probably passed out and you somehow get home.
if you're lucky you wont have any run ins with officer fat-ass.
guy1: yo that cove party last night was fucking ill
guy2: sorry i dont remember it
anette: yes, yes it was ill
floral park owns.
Floral park - meaning
Floral Park is a small town/suburb located on the border of Queens and Long Island. If you want to get drunk, come here. We have 4-5 bars in a 3 block radius on Tulip ave aka "town". A good word to summarize this town is "spoiled". Everyone living here has been pampered their whole lives and have developed self centered attitudes because of it. Half the kids you see wandering the streets are drug dealers. The Floral Park favorites are weed, acid, xans, and shrooms. Also, if you look even remotely emo, you'll have pasty kids with bowl cuts wearing unnecessarily bright sportswear making fun of you from across the street, because no one in this town knows how to say something to someone's face. There are many chill spots here. If you're too much of a child for bars, you got the sump, the rec, nuzzy, the square, olv, the train station, FPM and others. Oh and the cops here are dickheads. Since there's almost no crime in Floral Park, they have nothing better to do than crack down on kids innocently chilling at parks and skating. If you skate, this town has a good amount of spots. Don't be surprised if you have 3 cop cars pull up and tell you to leave. If you're young, you'll like this town. If you're old, you'll probably be scared of this town. If you're a cop, fuck you
Floral Park is a druggy shithole. -everyone
Floral park - definition
Town on the border of queens and Long Island In Nassau county. Queens side is mostly Indians and the Long Island side is mostly white. The people on the Long Island side think they are superior because they pay higher taxes and drive Volvo’s and “dress better”(bragging about the most basic mundane shit) but in reality they still live in this over rated town and just like the queens side. The Long Island side is known more for drinking and what not. The queens side has a lot of Indians who stare at every moving thing and don’t know how to act in public (are weird asl). Overall this town has weird people who laugh at strangers who get hurt doing something or having their vehicle get stuck in the snow.
Floral park resident 1: hey did you see that kid fall off his bike and break his neck? (While pointing and laughing)
Floral park resident 2: yeah it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen hahahahaha
Floral park - slang
This town consists of drunk and blazed teens. People go to “town” or an open house and just drink and smoke. That’s what really happens around here. People just get drunk and high. It isn’t very surprising seeing that this town promotes drinking. I mean if they didn’t then we wouldn’t be in the Guinness Book of world records for having the most amount of bars per a square mile. If they didn’t promote drinking then there wouldn’t be 3 beer distributors that are walking distance from town or bellerose that sell to teens. It's great. You go to the square or wendy's on a Friday night and you're going to run into teens that are drunk or stoned out of their minds. There's no doubt about it. That's whats great about this town, you can count on running into drunk and blazed teens. You've gotta admit, it makes life a lot more interesting.
Teens in Floral Park discussing what they did:
#1-what'd you do yesterday?
#2-drank, hung out, went to town, then wendys, then just walked around aimlessly, you?
#1-haha i did the same.
Floral park
A town infamous for its incredible amount of underage drinking. It's not until adolscents leave Floral Park do they realize how great of a town Floral Park is. A good night will end in/on one of the following places..Wendys, the diner, or some random strangers lawn. The real champs don't make it home. And if you do, you don't remember how.
I get drunk every night in Floral Park.
Floral park
A small town in Nassau county. If you don't know where that is, it's by garden city. Floral park consists of goths, druggies, alcoholics, and faggots. The kids in floral park have a population of most black and Indians. The town is known for underage drinking. They think they are good at lax but they all suck and are fat.
Garden city girl: EW what is that girl wearing?!?'
Garden city girl number 2: I don't know, but she looks poop, must be from floral park.
Floral park
A small town on the border of Nassau & Queens. Drinking is a favorite past time of residents of all ages. You can spot the newer residents (past 20 years) & asshole residents because their favorite thing is to complain about taxes. And act As if paying taxes buys them privilege.Even those who are still living with Mommy & Daddy love to bitch about taxes as if they are the only town on LI who pay. Also you can easliy spot a Floral Park resident because after a few beers they will be telling stories about what great athletes they were and how they just missed playing pro ball but now they tell of their greatness on the softball field. Also Floral Park residents love black culture (ie hip hop, black fashion) but are extremely racist
I'll park where ever I please in Floral Park. Do you know how much I pay in taxes
Dude you know I could have gone pro after my senior year at Floral Park Memorial I just partied too much