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What is Flatlining?
Dead. Refers to a heart monitor.
The gang flatlined that noisy bitch.
Flatlining - meme gif
Flatlining - video
Flatlining - what is it?
one of the most fuckin amazing bands ever. mostly punk with their new album "the great awake" but also ska/punk especially in their other full length "destroy to create". from toronto. consists of chris cresswell (vox/guitar), scott brigham (guitar), paul ramirez (drums), and jon darbey (bass). great, original band. some of their best songs include "fred's got slacks", "eulogy", "spill your guts", and "this respirator".
the flatliners play a sick show and fuckin rock!
What does "Flatlining" mean?
When ones cell phone has no signal at all and the cell phone shows no bars.
On some cell phones it comes up as a flat line instead of bars or an x.
May be used as Flatline, Flatlined, or Flatlining to describe having no cell reception.
Ex. 1
Dude 1: Dude, Where is this party?
Dude 2: Idk, call Sarah.
Dude 1: I can't I'm Flatlining.
Ex. 2
Girl: Why the hell didn't you call me back last night?
Boy: Sorry babe, I had a Flatline.
Ex. 3
Dude 1: Anyone have cell reception?
Dude 2: Naw, I'm Flatining.
Dude 3: I'm Flatlined too.
Dude 4: Got a Flatline.
Flatlining - what does it mean?
1. dead(from the flat line on the heart monitor of the patient when there is no heart activity, meaning that they have died or their heart has stopped)
2. to die
Don't let him flatline now.
Flatlining - meaning
The act of killing someone or using force to hurt somone badly.
Bitch, Do you want flatlined!
Flatlining - definition
A heart stopper. Someone that completely makes your heart stops in awe.
Man, that Emma girl, is a total flatliner.
Flatlining - slang
1. (n) A period after quitting masturbation/porn addiction when libido is severely decreased, orgasms are hard to reach and erectile dysfunction is observed in men. Often anxiety-inducing and a common reason to fall back into habitual porn consumption (as a "test" to see if the body still responds). Total duration can vary from a couple of days to over a month; however, they typically go away with time.
2. (v) To experience a flatline.
1. Curses! I just got a booty call from Ann, but I'm in the middle of a flatline, what if I can't perform?
2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"
Flatlining
When a person doesn't know hot to kiss and either 1) sits there with a limp, half-open mouth and slobers all over your face or 2) puckers up and is otherwise unresponsive.
Kev: Yo man, that girl Cheyanne totally flatlined me, ugh.
Acquaintance: Ew dude, I hate flatlining! What did you do then?
Kev: I dumped her, HA!
Flatlining
Flatlining: The act of naked planking.
He took his clothes off and was flatlining on the kitchen table
Flatlining
verb INFORMAL
1. A contemporary phenomenon; the complete lack of output, input, production or consumption of a human being, usually a young adult and heavily dosed with technology, while conscious and feeling contentedness and comfort.
2. Staring at a screen of no importance for 10 or more minutes while having absolutely no thoughts or other brain activity. Or regrets.
3. Often observed by a confounded teacher not paying attention but also not actively thinking of anything else nor doing anything else either.
4. The doom of human productiveness and self worth.
5. (Google) fail to increase; remain static.
6. (Google) to die
That kid is flatlinging.
Stop flatlining and do something with your life.
It's really a problem, them kids that can flatline all the time and feel purpose in life.
He'd rather flatline than learn something.