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What is Five Finger Discount?
got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.
Five Finger Discount - video
Five Finger Discount - what is it?
"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
What does "Five Finger Discount" mean?
To Steal
"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"
Five Finger Discount - what does it mean?
The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.
Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.
Five Finger Discount - meaning
To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.
Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.
Five Finger Discount - definition
A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.
Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount
Five Finger Discount - slang
How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.
Five Finger Discount
When you wrap five fingers around someone's neck and don't let go until their head explodes...
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... Then you grab your bags, wave good-bye to the other customers and exit the store in a calm but swift manner.
Customer #1: "What exactly just happened?"
Customer #2: "He just used his five finger discount."
Customer #1: "Oh... Okay. Shouldn't we like, call the cops or something?"
Five Finger Discount
The use of force by hand via slap or punch in order to obtain an item or service at no charge.
Hey man I'll sell you my bike for $100?
I think I'll take the five finger discount
*hard punch to the face
Thanks for the FREE bike
Five Finger Discount
If you can fit five fingers, you get a discount
I got the five finger discount because that ho had a loose pussy