Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Fister?

The act of fisting your sister. Commonly refered to as incest.

Yo this kid named Francis is a fucking sister fister.

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Fister - what is it?

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

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What does "Fister" mean?

a homemade marijuana smoking device using a large bottle and a bag. one uses the bag to fill the bottle, and and removes the cap bowl to inhale the contents of the bag and bottle.

Pull out the fister and let's get baked.

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Fister - what does it mean?

one who can shove whole fist in tight area, usually named grandpa....

He fisted my vag. while his mommy drove us home
mr fister punched me in the vag

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Fister - meaning

The blister type bubbles you get on your hands from fisting your own anal cavity to often.

"man I wish these fisters would clear up soon. Everyone's going to know I'm a serial arse fister.

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Fister - definition

When you get raped by Doug Fister. Since being fisted destroys that region, being fistered is also destructive. If you have ever been fisted or seen someone fisted, you understand what I mean. He who has been Fistered has been utterly defeated, such as the 2011 New York Yankees.

The Yankees thought they would advance to the ALCS without Verlander on the bump for the Tigers, but they were Fistered by Dougie Fresh.

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Fister - slang

One who wants to ram their fist down (or up) society. More generally: liberals, socialists, and communists that hold their fists up.

The opposite of Teabaggers.

1) Why don't those Fisters have their own rally instead of disrupting the Teabaggers' rally?

2) I went to the store to buy a fur coat, but the store was totally picketed by Fisters. I couldn't get past them.

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Fister

A person who likes to masturbate ferociously at the rate of at least 10 wanks a day.

A masturbation addict.

The Fap Master.

The frustrated Fapist

That cousin of our's, Mr Sheikh, he's a Fister.

Sheikh Sahab, the undefeated Champion of Fisters, his hand's have got blisters.

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Fister

Someone who is prone to "fisting".

"Ima' pull a Fister!"

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Fister

One of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. Nomenclature: 13F
Fire Support Specialist

Hell Yeah!!! I'm a Fister!!!!

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