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What is Finger Dick?
When your fingers smell like smegma.
Charlotte tossed Lewis off and ended up with dick fingers from his dirty cock.
Finger Dick - video
Finger Dick - what is it?
An invention developed by Octopenis Inc in order to make scrotal and shaft function more convenient for the male. Dick Fingers being a particular one of these inventions, deals with several metal prongs attached to the tip of the penis with a circular loop that enables the male to do such things as type on a keyboard or put in a pin number at a bank with their dick.
I was eating a bagel with both my hands, and decided to finish my report on African Slave Trading with my dick using my brand new Dick Fingers.
What does "Finger Dick" mean?
The type of guy who fingers a girl and thinks his finger is a dick. Usually a meat head.
That dude is a total dick-finger!
Finger Dick - what does it mean?
Air quotes, when done to be a dick.
McCain's air quotes, or "Dick Fingers"as we call them, don't just apply to energy independence, or assault weapons, or economic policy; they could really be applied to any issue. - John Stuart.
Finger Dick - meaning
When a guy takes a piss then doesn't wash his hands.
Frank took a piss and didn't wash his hands. He then shook hands with Paul who was unaware that Frank had dick fingers.
Finger Dick - definition
Someone who fumbles every thing he picks up, catches and gives to anyone. Dick fingers shows up at the bar, in a football game, making a sandwich - everywhere you can imagine.
Dave: Hey Bob, pass the salt.
**Bob drops the salt shaker everywhere, ruining everyone's food**
Dave: You fucking Dick Fingers...
Finger Dick - slang
Someone who is poor at catching objects such as balls in sports or anything being passed or thrown to them. Hence their fingers are resemblant of flaccid penises.
"Michael Hairsine always drops the ball"
"Ya, he has dick fingers for sure"
Finger Dick
A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.
When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.
Finger Dick
the act of sticking your finger through the zipper of your jeans and humping girls or guys for sexual pleasures, with an open mouth and making awkward sex noises.
Steve: Hey Jezzy, look!
Jezabelle: Get your finger dick away from me!
or
Steve: Uhh Uhh, YES OMG ALL THE WAY BABY!!!
Eric: Umm Steve, I'm a dude and get your finger dick away from me!
Steve: The fact you're a dude makes it more interesting, and I know you like!
Finger Dick
Finger Dicking is when you are doing a job but are getting nowhere due to incompetence and someone else come over and completes it immediately.
We had E&E personnel finger dicking a duct for a shaft driven compressor on a CV-22 for an hour and a half. The expeditor came and completed the job in fifteen seconds.