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What is Fignuts?
Someone who's testicles resemble figs.
"I spent all day in the pool and now I have fignuts!"
Fignuts - video
Fignuts - what is it?
To stuff your balls (all lubed up) into a girl's asshole, upon removing them your balls turn blue with asphyxiation due to the lack of circulation (meaning the fig part).
Upon this if you happen to fuck up, it's rips off your balls with a VOOM vacuum sound. There are also many variations of it such as the Inconspicuous (where you take the shitty balls and slap it on her face) and the Split Fig (where there is two different testes from two different guys ((yes they're gay since balls are touching)).
Cindy sucked those balls into her asshole as if they were food given to a fat person. fignuts
Lora was helping guys in a fignut tree, by letting each one stuff their balls in and waiting for them to turn blue than let the next one come stuffing in.
What does "Fignuts" mean?
This fig tree produces good fignuts
Fignuts - what does it mean?
What Captain Murphi calls everyone
If you're looking for me, you'd better check under the sea, fignuts!
Fignuts - meaning
Someone who is really stupid or just a moron
He is a total fignut.
Fignuts - definition
A derogatory term that can be used in any situation and on anyone or anything, such as jerk, idiot or dick.
What's going on, Fignuts?
Fignuts - slang
Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.
Listen here Fignuts.
Fignuts
An exclaimation of displeasure, often used by a certain character on Sealab 2021.
I lost my keys, oh fignuts!
Fignuts
A derogatory term to describe someone of inferior intelligence, physical appearance, social skills or character. See also Fucker.
Awww, crap! Listen, fignuts, the tour is either in the commissary by now or in the Howling Mad Gift Shop.
Fignuts
Fignuts is achieved when a man thoroughly marinates his balls in pickle juice, preferably dill, and then displays his newly pickled balls to his inferior, otherwise known as his girlfriend. He then places his salty balls into the mouth of the inferior (woman), thereby completing the fignuts. This is known in some parts of the midwest as a "Vlasic" or "Uncle Phil's Pickle Factory."
One variation exists where instead of placing the balls into the mouth orifice, the balls are placed into the previously widened anal cavity. This maneuver is known as the "chocolate fignuts" and has been said to exist only in parts of Newfoundland.
"Does it smell like pickles in here?"
"Mah fresh, I was bustin' fignuts like a motherfucker last night."