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What is Fast food?
Food that is ordered at a "fast food" restaurant and is considered to be made faster. Although this food is often made faster, it makes you slower in every other way due to a lack of nutrients and fiber.
I need to stop eating fast food. I can't seem to get an erection anymore.
Fast food - video
Fast food - what is it?
The worst quality food known to mankind!
MacDonald's mmm lovely, traces of faeces (true!) in every bite!
What does "Fast food" mean?
crappy food soaked in oil from mcdonalds or burger king that has fake smell juice on it.
Lets go get some heart-clogging fast food.
Fast food - what does it mean?
food that's hard to catch. see fast food chain
Look at that hamburger go!
Fast food - meaning
food that fat fuckers eat if they're hungry and then sue the company because they're poor and theyre total fatasses
c'mon mommy let's eat at mcdonald's we can get a wiener burger, then we can go to NAWGLA
Fast food - definition
Food on the run for busy, hungry people.
Eating fast food can be tiresome, let's cook something at home.
Fast food - slang
1). Food you eat when you are out on the road because you are too far away and/or not heading home.
2). Food you eat when its dads turn to cook.
3). Causes or can cause gout, kidney stones, severe depression, hypertension, heart pelpatations, myocardial infarctions (heart attack) heart failure, mood swings, headaches, high blood pressure, high cholestrol......but is the best thing in the world so you keep eating it.
Kids in the car with mom and dad, on their way to their family reunion in Virginia: We've been driving for hours!
Mom: If you stop complaining, we'll go to Burger King for fast food.
Kids: Yaaaaaaaayy!!!!!!
Fast food
Food that comes with twice the grease at half the cost, usually stored with excessive packaging and paper napkins.
I don't feel like cooking tonight. Let's go get fast food.
Fast food
The worst drug currently plaguing this country. Way worse than cigarettes, pot, alcohol, or even a lot of "hard drugs" for that matter.
Seriously, how many people do you know who've gained 800 lbs of pure lard from smoking a pack of cigarettes a day? How many 7 year old kids weigh 400 lbs from smoking a bowl on occasion? Since when does beer contain traces of rat poison, cow feces, and juice from the pimply fry cook who just popped his zits and smeared it all over your fries?
Ironically fast food is also the most socially acceptable drug to be addicted to - we actually live in a country were a person can get thrown in jail for smoking a gram of weed, but a mother is allowed to feed her kid 5 Big Macs a day until the kid weighs 400 lbs at age 7 (true story).
---Fast food hypocrisy---
Example 1:
Random dude - *Lights cigarette*
Obsese smoke Nazi - "Ew do you know how bad for you that is? *Chomps on Whopper* You must be mentally challenged if you're going to inhale that disgusting crap into your body... *beeellllchhhh* ... ahh, that hit the spot. Time for my 4th Extra Large Whopper combo of the day.
Example 2:
Rush Limbaugh - Pot should be banned because it's a toxic and unhealthy substance and the only ones who want it legalized are a bunch of braindead librul hippie communists who sit on the beach and get high while they're waiting on their welfare checks. Now time for a quick commercial break... *Gorges on a Bic Mac, takes it with an Oxycontin tab, and downs it all with a bottle of Jack*
Fast food
Taken only occasionally (like once a week), the quick and exquisitely delicious food of the gods, require no preparation whatsoever besides the adding of delicious condiments, eaten quickly so you can get back to your busy life.
Taken often or too quickly in a short time, a horribly greasy foodstuff that will leave you with such short-term side effects like headache, vertigo, and a bad feeling in the stomach, not too mention more serious long-term effects. Can also drain your wallet if eaten too often.
The guilty pleasure of almost all people in the industrialized world (especially the Americans, and I'm an American and I acknowledge that).
I sat down for a meal of fast food with my friends Taco Bell. I haven't had them in a long time and they were damn excellent! The flavor mixed perfectly and my trusty cup of Mountain Dew washed it down perfectly...
After eating a half pound cheeseburger and medium fries for dinner two days in a row, Erick began to feel dizzy, felt the runs coming on, and wished he hadn't gotten the 1/2 pounder and large plate of fries.