Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Falafel?

According to right-wing political commentator Bill O'Reilly, "falafel" is a synonym for loofah, especially when used to describe scrubbing a woman down with loofah in a sexual manner.

Bill O'Reilly went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond to buy a falafel. Then he went to a Greek restuarant and ordered a loofah.

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Falafel - what is it?

Pure wonderful, nutritious chickpea kebab creation. Consisting of a variety of ingredients depending on where you go. The general things that go in it though are:
chick pea patties, tahini sauce and tabouli: (peppers, spices, cous-cous, and other delicious things)

Personally I buy mine at Tareks in Nova Scotia (if you are interested, they make fantastic falafels.)

Stan: Wild uncontrollable animal sex, or falafels?

Marissa: Falafels, clearly.

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What does "Falafel" mean?

ArabiaN FoOd made of ChicK peAs and other miscellaneous veggies and spices

I had a falafel sandwich with my friends suzy and juju!

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Falafel - what does it mean?

When you laugh so hard you fart.

PMSL Oh geez, I just falafeled something shocking! Phew! (waves fart away)

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Falafel - meaning

Eating lettuce and/or tomato out of a woman's snatch (the lips of the vagina being the pita-like bread).

Anthoni: He gave you a what?!
Nora: ...A falafel *blushes*
*Anthoni runs home and wanks off*

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Falafel - definition

Verb. Waffling when you're stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Mark: I'm falafeling between going to bed and that chick.
Rabiah: That's my sister! Quit falafeling and pick her already!

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Falafel - slang

One of the most funniest words ever. Who came up with it?

Cutest name for a cat.
<3

Mistos Kitty Falafel is the cutest <3

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Falafel

A little bit of "shut the fuck up"
Wrapped in "get in the fuck out"

Annoying Person: Hey whats a falafel?

Response: It's a little bit of SHUT THE FUCK UP, wrapped in GET THE FUCK OUT.

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Falafel

A Falafel is anything you want it to mean. You can substitute it for any word in a sentence.

Origin: North Philly.

(Guy 1 steals a pencil)
Guy 2: "Dude, don't be a falafel."

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Falafel

A nice way to turn down sex with your partner.

"Hey you wanna hump?"
"Falafel"
" 😖"

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