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What is Fairfax High School?
An extremely awesome school in Fairfax VA. We got the best music program in the state, no one can beat us!
Also, our school is full of asians! :D! i mean really full of asians. In fact, if you ever think about learning korean, all you gotta do is stroll down a hallway and you know it!
Main rival school is Woodson high.
Person 1: i go to woodson. it's no fun, and there aren't many asians :(
person 2: well then come on down to fairfax high school!
person 1: ok! yay!
Fairfax High School - video
Fairfax High School - what is it?
A high school in the 703 where "The Main Thing is to keep the Main Thing the Main Thing" has been replaced with "Stay classy, Fairfax" and "Good morning, young scholars".
Beware of Singhman! He aims to kill.
White people are a minority.
We HATE Langley and Woodson.
There's controversey over the lion in the commons. Good or bad luck? Pick your side!
Our colors are royal blue and white/gray, we're the rebels, and our mascot's a lion. (He now has abs, woot woot)
We constantly joke about being rebels. Well, ya knoww, we are badasssss.
Fair WHAT? FAIRFAXXX
Chantilly girl: Hey, cute jersey!
Fairfax High School girl: yeah, the colors work well together, right? I love the blue and white.
Chantilly girl: Woah, you didn't do your homework?
Fairfax High School girl: Yeah, I know, I'm such a rebel. Ahahaha!
What does "Fairfax High School" mean?
n. a school made of tin can walls and has its own ghetto.
a place where white people are a minority
where the principle is a leprechaun nazi
we have a record breaking number of asains
where even the teachers are druggies
and a woman with a mullet by the name of sue strikes fear into the hearts of white kids everywhere.
sue to a black kid:do you have a pass?
black kid: fuck no
sue: ok come have a smoke with me
sue to a white kid: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF CLASS
white kid: i have a pass
sue: THATS NO EXCUSE... YOUR SUSPENDED BITCH
--good times--
Fairfax High School - what does it mean?
Fairfax High School is a school with 80% Asian, 10% Negro's, 9.9% Whites and 0.1% Togoldor Dashtseren.
Kid 1"Dude, Fairfax High School is full of Asians."
Kid 2"FOBs!"
Kid 1"Asian Invasion"
Kid 2"Fuck me"
Fairfax High School - meaning
Fairfax High School is a sorry excuse for a high school. also known as white trash school... where a bunch of niggas fuck all the busted ass fairfax bitches because the only hot bitches there party with WT Woodson dudes because they dont want to be categorized with fairfax highschool... basically its a school where a bunch of blacks and asians call their 'ghetto' and where the bitches don't stand up when confronted
*after a 2005 Fairfax High School bball game vs wtw (wtw won)*
FHS bitch - you guys fucking suck
WTW beauty - you are fucking BUSTED
FHS bitch - say that to my face and step
WTW beauty - (to her face) "you're fucking DISGUSTING, BITCH"
FHS bitch - yea well you're like fat (and gets in her car)
CANT SAY SHIT BITCHES... WTW BITCHES COULD FUCK UP THE FHS BITCHES
Fairfax High School - definition
a school bascilly made out of metal plates that shake. if you are a proffesional porno star, this is the school you want to graduate from. girls with weak emotions are warned not to come to this school. beware of a man named mr singhman and a lady with a mullet named sue. they will scare the living crap out of you, at least mullet-woman will. this school consists of only three types of people at this school(get used to them whether you like it or not): sluts, goths, gangstas(yes, gang"stas").
the end-- THE WASIAN.
person1: like holy hell, have yo been to fairfax high?
person2: whats fairfax high?
Fairfax High School - slang
half the school has more money then they know what to do with, the other half is broke. If you arn't in the in crowd...you might as well leave. Sweet ass parties every weekend when scott anderson is home :)
see alcoholics for more information
Fairfax High School
The only High School where:
The Main Thing is to Keep the Main Thing the Main Thing.
Only the students who go to FHS can ever understand that.
Fairfax High School is home to the Rebels, who have extreme pride in their school.
FHS is also where the Principal may actually be cooler than the whole school combined.
Demographics:
Pretty much an even mix of all races, and social classes. You either have money, or you don't. That's just how it goes.
The FHS music dept. is the Best in the county, because they're just so amazing (and Blue Ribbon).
Sportswise:
SWIM TEAM AND CHEERLEADING!
"One: We are the Rebels. Two: A little bit louder. Three: I still can't hear you. Four: more More MORE!"
Person One: Where do you go?
Person Two: I go to Woodson. My life sucks. I wish I went to Fairfax
Person One: Yes, because Fairfax High School is the BEST!
Fairfax High School
A "high-end" school in fairfac county, here are some interesting facts.
1. The Principle is dummer than the students.
2. Our assistant principle looks like Stalin.
3. We have fire drills while it rains.
4. Our football team went 1-11 this year, we just bought them a new field.
5. We have more drug addicts than a low-income black neiborhood.
6. Homeless people live behind our baseball field.
7. Our best sport is Cheerleading and we arent even good at that.
8. We have a 45-minute period of the day that somewhat resembles recess.
I love fairfax high school
Woodson can suck my choad.
Fairfax High School
Asia on the east coast...consolidated into a school much too small.
Run by a Nazi.
Tons of drug trafficking.
You can learn different languages walking through the halls, which by the way are made of aluminum foil.
see Hell for more details
--: Konichiwa!
++: Ya want weed wit dat?