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What is Facebook whore?
A person who spends an inordinate amount of time on thefacebook.com, consistently adding people they don't know as friends, joining groups, stalking people, etc.
Ken: "Sweet dogg! Caroline added me as a friend on the facebook today! That's basically 100% guaranteed ass-tappage! Giggidy giggidy!"
Mike: "I doubt it, man, that girl has 539 'friends' on there. Total facebook whore. Look, she even added 'Tony Danza' as a friend. I bet Tony hit that, right?"
Ken: "But, but, I, um..."
Mike: "Here, take the latest copy of 'Tig ol' Bitties,' go in the bathroom, and amuse yourself for a while."
Ken: "OK." (does just that)
Facebook whore - video
Facebook whore - what is it?
Posting numerous statuses and pictures on Facebook to feel satisfaction from the number of likes they receive.
Deb: Mary posted 10 statuses yesterday and 100 pictures from her wedding.
Leif: Wow, that's Facebook Whoring
What does "Facebook whore" mean?
Signs of a facebook whore:
1. If you catch yourself saying, "That is going in my Facebook Quotes!" every time someone says something funny.
2. If the second you see a new movie and you like it you think to yourself, "Yay I get to put this under my favorite movies on Facebook!"
3. If you hear a song on the radio and you autuomatically decide that the band who sings it is going to be one of your favorite music.
4. If you are in at least 30 groups.
5. If you want to be in every picture possible ever taken with your friends, then you tell them a hundred times to not forget to put them on Facebook.
6. If you are constantly wanting more wall posts.
7. If you log in to Facebook more than 5 times a day.
8. If you have more than 20 friends in your friends list that you don't know.
9. If you find yourself bringing up Facebook in conversations.
10. If the only reason you know someone is through Facebook.
11. If you refresh your Facebook every .5 seconds to see if you have a message, have been poked, have a new wall post, or someone added a picture of you.
LiiKe OmG! i Am a FaCeBoOk WhORe!
Facebook whore - what does it mean?
The feeling one gets when excessively posting comments on a lot of friend's photos, videos, etc. Can be used with any excessive Facebook interaction.
"Man, Tyler is such a Facebook whore, he comments and likes every single post of his friends."
"Yeah. Yesterday he liked a cooking video that I posted for my mother."
Facebook whore - meaning
either man or women who accept friend requests from people they dont know, or request to be friends with people they dont know. Both in excessive amounts.
"dude, who's this chick?"
"i dont know, someone"
"what a facebook whore you are"
Facebook whore - definition
Someone who's life revolves round facebook, adding people they barely know or don't know at all to artificially exaggerate their freind count. Spend 90% of their time awake on facebook
"DUDE, go out and get some real friends"
"He cant man, he's a facebook whore"
Facebook whore - slang
A person who accepts all friend invitations on their facebook page even from people they do not know just to pad their "friend" total to appear more popular than they really are.
Mike: Did you see how many friends Patty has on her Facebook page? I didn't know she was so popular!!
Greg: Yeah, I saw it. She's not really that popular, she's just a Facebook whore.
Facebook whore
n; a person who will add anybody on Facebook having one or more common friends; someone who is so desperate for Facebook friends they add people they hardly know
Jill is such a Facebook whore: she added my cousin as a friend because it told her they had one common friend even though she doesn't him.
Facebook whore
A person on social networking sites like facebook, myspace, etc. who will add everyone and everything they see.
A typical Facebook whore has thousands of "friends" they do not personally know.
John: "Wow, Rick has 4677 friends, I didn't know he was so popular!"
Cassie: "He's such a Facebook whore!"
Facebook whore
Someone who starts their day with mobile/cell phone updates when they wake up, than posting more throughout the day and than just before going to sleep at night. Someone who gives a run down of their day even though it's just normal stuff like watching TV, eating, going to work, at a friends house. Quite possibly a shallow person, or someone that needs more substance to their life instead of being so focused on FB. At least the fb whores can be ignored by not getting on fb. But the Text whores are even worse with their updates cause you can't avoid all the mundane garbage when they text your phone all the time!
Example of daily mobile updates from a facebook whore:
6:38am So tired and running late, morning why must you come so quick? wheres my coffee?!
10:47am Is this day over yet? Wishing it was Friday!
4:47pm Off work finally YAY!! Hangin with Jen at the mall and than home for dinner and watch tv. Text me
8:43pm Mmmmm mocha icecream and Jersey Shore, life is good. Text me
10:17pm Nite fb friends
(this doesn't include all the other mundane garabage they sign on to fb with their phone & chat about)