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What is FOOTBALL?One who plays the sport of Football (Association Football). Hey, have you seen that new kid from England? FOOTBALL - meme gifFOOTBALL - videoFOOTBALL - what is it?When a girl is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch. She was playing football with me all through dinner. What does "FOOTBALL" mean?The greatest and most popular sport in history with more than 5 times the TV audience of the next most popular (cricket - every radio and TV in the sub-continent is permanently tuned to Pakistan/India cricket matches - that's a big audience). Football is, without question, the defining sporting activity of the human race. FOOTBALL - what does it mean?An overhyped game where a player throws or catches a ball then runs. βFootball is too overhyped these days manβ FOOTBALL - meaningA name given to two different sports in which America and the rest of the world use to waste their lives away constantly arguing over which is better. Honestly, I'm an American. And I love the game of American football. But notice how I haven't said that I hate football (aka soccer). In fact, I love that sport, too. I just totally suck at it. Haha. C'mon, be real ya'll. Both games are cool. Even rugby too. It's cool. I have no idea how to play it, but I enjoy trying. It's all preference. For all ya'll that say football is whack cause we wear padding, go ahead and say whatever the fuck you want to say. That padding protects us so we can stay a little safer to enjoy the game a little longer. I don't care if I don't use it, I've tackled mofos twice my size without any padding on. The point I'm trying to make; All three games are great. They all require stratedgy, strength, speed, and endurance. So just shut the fuck up, grab the ball that suits you, and play your damn game already. You got that? Kay, just helping out. I'm just a 15yr old from a small town. Yeah, yeah... What do I know? Honestly? I know it's fucking pointless for ya'll to fight over sports. So just save your shit for someone who's still too much of a punk to simply enjoy a game of American football, football, or rugby. Peace people! Damn. Haha. (just writing to fill in this shit :P) FOOTBALL - definitionThe round form of the drug Zanax that also comes in another form called sticks this form is in the shape of a football. She just bought three footballs, you want one? FOOTBALL - slangA name of various sports *BRIT*: Let's watch some football *proceeds to turn on barcelona vs juventus game* FOOTBALLOK, here goes... slowly: (Somewhere in the world, exept USA): -Let's play football! FOOTBALLThe Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime. The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football" FOOTBALLa sport combining skill,muscle,brains and strategy, where a team works together to get the ball up the field to the end zone or to prevent it. once the team gets to the goal it becomes a touchdown.it involves alot of running and is very hard to master.there are people in the game called officials they call the game. the pro football players are playing football in the superbowl |
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