Facebook Family Trouble: When a person posts a seemingly innocent comment on Facebook, then one of their family members sees it and turns into a confrontation and public humiliation.
Carl Smith "at the San Diego zoo with my beautiful wife for a peaceful getaway"
Cindy Smith Jones "Oh Really?! You're in San Diego and you didn't tell me? I live two minutes from the beach! Why didn't you tell me you were coming to CA? I have to let Mom and everybody know you're in town. You better come by my house before you go! We're still ticked off about Christmas and have a bone to pick with you. Bring wife #5 too so we can see if she's good enough for you! What's her name again? Does she know you can't have kids after that 'accident' with the vacuum?"
Carl Smith "total FFT, Cindy! Freaking chill out...and we're not going to your house!"
Fast Fourier Transform
A shitload of maths that turns a squiggly line into another, usually far more complicated, squiggly line. Used in radiology, electronics, telecommunications, general mathematics, physics, sound editing, composing, photography and video editing, as well as more, niche, use cases.
A spectrum or spectrograph in most modern software is usually the result of an FFT algorithm.
Michael: How can I get the spectrum of this signal?
Josh: Hit the FFT button
Michael: Ah right the Fast FourierTransform! Thanks!
An acronym used in mostly FPS's, it stands for: Fan Fucking Tastic...it's generally ment to be sarcastic but can be taken literally
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You just got owned!
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BJ.Pen15 "wow that was FFT, great job buddy..."
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Chris: βdude did you see that pig with them big ass sloppy titties?!?β
Mike: βheh, yea bro she had some FFTβ All together: βFAT FUKKIN TITS!!!β