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What is FARMER JOHN?An act where a male dips his moist testicles into a bucket of salt. The male then climbs up onto a cattle fence with his testicles free for all the world to see. He then proceeds to call over the cattle which have quite the liking for salt. Whilst the bovine is licking the man's testicles like a melting ice cream cone, the male proceeds to thrust his penis repeatedly into the nostril of the cow until climax. Old man Smitha was always sure to have at least one sick cow with a runny nose to prevent chaffage during his daily performance of the farmer John salt lick. FARMER JOHN - videoFARMER JOHN - what is it?pass me that farmer john cheese! (please) What does "FARMER JOHN" mean?A person who plants "seeds" via acts or comments with other people in order to harvest a relationship in the future. Terrence has been a total Farmer John with Kate, he has been planning that for over a year. FARMER JOHN - what does it mean?You eat 3-4 cans of whole corn, or one to two ears if your that kind of person, one day before meeting up with your dream girl. When your girl goes to philash you, say "hold on bessie your getting a farmer john today", you start "plowing" her from behind. Then when the mood is right, flip her over and let out your corny top soil in a nice row on her chest. Poke a few holes in the soil and make sure to plant enough man seed for a good harvest. My girlfriend wanted to go out dancing, but she had to stay home and wash off her farmer john. FARMER JOHN - meaningA reference to being a ladies' man or player; usually self proclaimed. "They call me Farmer John (why?) Becaue I get chicks" FARMER JOHN - definitionTo farm a lady up the cornhole. She didn't contact me again after I farmer johnned her. Maybe it was her first time..... FARMER JOHN - slangAdj. To be unscientific. To do something in an amatuerish and unsophisticated way. It's no wonder they haven't figured out the problem yet. This farmer john troubleshooting is BULLSHIT! FARMER JOHNwhen you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John. FARMER JOHNReffering to a guy who's been "plowing" a female. "Call me Farmer John, guys, cause i've been plowing all day" FARMER JOHNThe act of blowing mucus/snot out of your nose by pinching one nostirl and exhaling violently out of the other nostril. Aka snot rocket. I didn't have any tissues so I just gave it the old farmer john right on the sidewalk. |
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