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What is FALSE ADVERTISING?
also false-advertising or false advertise n. Relates to instances on the internet (particularly, but not limited to gay culture) where non-desirable looking persons promote extremely favorable images of themselves, or others, in an effort to lead the viewer into believing that that is how the sender looks on a daily basis.
I went all the way across town to hook up with that guy last night because he wanted me really badly and looked really hot online, but when I got there that fugly slut opened the door and scared the crap out of me. I told him to stop false advertising and put up some pictures that looked like him and less like Ashton Kutcher, then I went home.
FALSE ADVERTISING - video
FALSE ADVERTISING - what is it?
When a person dresses sluty or something then you ask to take em home and they say i'm not that way
Guy:Damn girl your fine, come home with me
Girl:What do you think just cuz im not wearing underware I'm a slut
What does "FALSE ADVERTISING" mean?
False Advertisement is when you pay for something and get something other than what you paid for.
I ordered a toaster from ebay and recieved a microwave. Then I contacted the guy who advertised it and he said "sorry false advertisement".
FALSE ADVERTISING - what does it mean?
Another great cruel sex move! This one is from Ontario, Canada:
While having sex in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. Thinking that a load of semen has been dropped and sex is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! Classic!
Humiliated, Suzy dumped Billy shortly after he gave her the false advertisement.
FALSE ADVERTISING - meaning
1.) To advertise a game/app/product that isn't the one advertised when you download / buy it
2.) Usually clickbait, but some (most) people use it for money (e.g: businesses, huge international brands / companies, etc.)
1.) Install GardenScapes, where you think it is a thinking game, but its actually a puzzle game!
2.) Haha false advertising go brrr
FALSE ADVERTISING - definition
When someone's Myspace pictures are way hotter than they are.
Guy #1: *looking at a girl's Myspace profile* Damn, she's fine!
Guy #2: Sorry mate, that's just some false advertising.
FALSE ADVERTISING - slang
A classic move to get a girl to go out with a guy. The guy ask the girl to go out with him and friends they both know (who are in on the scam). Last minute the 'extra' friends say they cannot go, leaving the pair alone.
I used the false advertising trick to get her to go out with me.
FALSE ADVERTISING
when a female disguises the upper half of her face, usually with sun-glasses, to improve her sexual appearance when in the company of males
"dude she's hot." -matt
"nah dude, look! she took off her sunglasses." shouts, "that's false-advertisement bitch!" -nate
FALSE ADVERTISING
When a girl(or a cross dressing guy) tries to show more chest than he/she really has ie. push up bras.
This guy: Woah are those 32Cs?
Me: You wish! That's false advertising
FALSE ADVERTISING
Intended or tending to mislead while calling public attention to oneself, especially by emphasizing desirable qualities so as to arouse a desire when they are untrue.
When a fat chick says that she is curvy.
When a fat chick puts a Roxy sticker on her car.
When a short guy drives a lifted truck.