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What is Environmentalist?a paranoid individual who thinks everything causes cancer. would you like to sign a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide?! it's a commonly used substance!!! Environmentalist - meme gifEnvironmentalist - videoEnvironmentalist - what is it?Tree hugger who opposes the advancement of civilization, industry and business. Environmentalists have prevented this country from producing oil in quantity to meet our needs. Thank an environmentalist for the price you pay at the pump for gasoline. What does "Environmentalist" mean?Someone who says we should stop watching so much TV and get out into the wilds, and talks of wind farms as the next big thing in Green, Earth-friendly energy generation, until those techie eggheads actually build wind farms, at which point the environmentalist starts talking about how all those whirling blades pose a threat to bird life and interfere with the energies in a little old lady's television. They used to do everyone a favour trying to save whales and reminding the public of the evils of pollution and tropical deforestation. Now they prefer to chow down on maize that has been so mutated it needs human farmers to help it reproduce, and milk from cows with huge swaying udders who wouldn't last a tap on the savannahs of Africa, often themselves dressed in wool stolen from similarly unnatural sheep, while getting everyone riled up about the alleged satanic evil of genetic engineering. Gimme the old days when Greenpeace were risking their lives before the harpoons of Russian and Japanese whalers, rather than risking the sanity of Western civilisation. Let's do the environmentalist two-step, honey. Environmentalist - what does it mean?A person who lives in a nice timber and stone house filled with wooden furniture, who advocates a total ban on cutting trees and mining. This person is inevitably a city-dweller, but acts as if he knows what is best for people in rural environments, especially those dependent on timber cutting or mining. This makes an environmentalist as popular as a turd in the punch bowl in rural places. An environmentalist uses liberal judges sitting in courts of law, rather than the legislative process, to shove his plans down everyone else's throat. Environmentalists recommend turning grizzly bears loose in populated areas of Colorado. They do not advocate turning grizzly bears loose in populated areas of Massachusetts. "Not in MY back yard, they say." Environmentalist - meaningAn intelligent human being who believes that human interests are not always in the best interests of human beings themselves (in the long run, of course) or other species. Although there are some impressionable airheaded environmentalists, the majority are scientifically informed and dedicated to their cause. Many things that environmentalists have worked for have also benefitted mankind, such as restrictions on pollution, which can cause deformities at birth. There are two kinds of environmentalists- shallow environmentalists, who believe that nature should be preserved because of its beauty or value to mankind, and deep environmentalists, who think that nature has value in itself, Environmentalist - definitionSexual position: When in doggy style, you take a plastic 6 ring from a 6 pack. pull it across her neck and say "So last night I did the environmentalist" Environmentalist - slangEnvironmentalist are heartless opinionated bastards that don't give a crap about any one else but themselves, according to whom cycling is preventing hikers from "enjoying quiet solitude and serenity". Environmentalist 1: "Lets go make a scene for no reason" EnvironmentalistSomeone who believes trees have more rights than people. Also believes we should save the rainforest because it has pretty colorful plants and animals that no one gives a shit about. Environmentalist to homeless person: Get out of the way human scum, you're ruining the precious environment! EnvironmentalistA person who opposes the use of natural resources for the betterment of mankind. Has radical views on natural resources such as trees, oil, coal, mining, livestock production, and global climate, which are usually unrealistic. Many will attempt to force their beliefs onto others. Environmental activists are often neo-Marxists and socialists in hiding, Jane Fonda being a perfect example of this. Environmentalist: Global warming is happening NOW, and humans are to blame! Environmentalist1.) An emotionally and socially dysfunctional person, driven by irrational desire(s) to put the entirety of humanity and the technology and innovation that brought society to the current peak of development out of comission for the sake of being "green". Jane was an environmentalist; she drove a Toyota Prius plastered with liberal bumper stickers and looked down her nose at everybody else who didn't. |
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