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What is Emp?
E.M.P. ee-em-pee noun:
1. An electromagnetic pulse (EMP) is a short burst of electromagnetic energy, which has the capacity to shutdown or completely destroy electronic equipment.
2. The completely incapacitating effect particular sexually attractive people or scenes have on a person's brain, leading to immediate and acute haziness, confusion, fumbling of words and concepts, the sensation of heat, and loss of leg strength. Adolescent males are generally severely susceptible to this phenomenon with any females they find attractive, while females and adult males suffer the emp effect more discriminately, according to their particular physical preferences, tastes, and kinks.
3. A person or scene who evokes #2 above.
1. That emp fried our navigation systems, captain!
2. Bill: "Why didn't you say anything to her." Perry *loosening his tie*: "That girl... so hot... emp..."
3. Horace, though. That guy is such an emp. I can't even think around him.
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Emp - what is it?
"When a nuclear bomb explodes, a whole shitload of EMP is discharged, and powerful enough to turn all appliances into toast!"
-me
What does "Emp" mean?
1. ElectroMagnetic Pulse. A "wave" that could potentially cripple every industrialized nation, silently. It basically fries circuits in an electronic device, rendering it useless. And since most national defense grids are made up of electronic relay circuits, you've got yourself a prime target right there.
2. English Muffin Pizza. The name pretty much speaks for itself; it's a pizza on an English Muffin. Very tasty with the right combination of sauce and cheese.
1. A nuclear bomb is not only catastrophic for living things, but it can also shut down an entire city WITHOUT killing a single person. Theoretically.
2. EMP's are a great dinner when you're too poor to afford a real pizza, or you're just to lazy to pick up the damn phone and call Domino's.
Emp - what does it mean?
(Phrase) Slang for Eat My Pussy. Commonly used in the hallways of Catholic schools in order to disguise the true message at hand.
Dialogue:
Stacy: Hey Rachel, what's up
Rachel: Hello Stacy, why don't you EMP!
Emp - meaning
person 1: smd
person 2: emp
person 1: emp?
person 2&3: eat my pussy!
Emp - definition
The EMP, or Electromagnetic pulse, is a rapid magnetic fluctuation which induces pulses of current in unshielded electronics. Natural sources of EMP include lightning, whereas artificial ones include a nuclear blast.
A nuclear blast generates an EMP via gamma radiation interacting with air molecules to create Compton electrons. These create a brief current and an associated electromagnetic pulse. This is especially hazardous with an exo-atmospheric nuclear blast outside the atmosphere, as the region affected by Compton electrons in such a manner becomes enormous and the electrons will rotate around the Earth's natural magnetic field lines, creating a vast pulse.
EMPs and NEMPs are extremely hazardous to unshielded electronics, causing rapid fluctuations in current, especially in long wires or antennae.
Yes, this might be something of an intellectual masturbation, but it's more fun than actually working. Hey-ho.
Emp - slang
Son: Dad, we're out of food. I need something to eat.
Dad: EMP
Son: dude...
Emp
Best controller player in the world. Next FNCS is emptify szn.
Holy shit emp gets my panties drippin.
Emp
An employee of Silver Bay Association, a small conference center in the Adirondacks. Emps work in housekeeping, the Boathouse, the Dining Hall, Collins Equipment Center, the Craft Shop, Children's Camps, Administration, and The Store. On their time off, they party at "the dunes" or relax on the dock of the ERC (emp recreation center). Working as an emp is one of the best jobs one can have.
"When I graduate high school, I want to be an emp!"
Emp
You know what you can do emp